I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.

Edit: i just realised you wake up in the body, not the world. Too bad, i put to much effort in it now.

How am i going to play Minecraft without fingers?

Monster Hunter World.

First thing I'd do is head directly to the canteen and get something served by those cat chefs, because that food looks insanely delicious.

Timberborn. Guess I'm a beaver now

Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.

The name's V.

So uh, totally awesome and also, completely fucked.

I can now finally dash in eight directions, they told me this would happen if I transitioned

Subnautica 2. Fuck.

Factorio....... I am immortal. I can build nukes with my hands and my raw might can construct nuclear reactors.

Minecraft. A simple life, if a dangerous one. I'd see it as an upgrade tbh.

Helldivers. My lifespan is measured in minutes

Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I'm trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can "escape" and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.

I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there's no reason it couldn't be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.

The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of "peace" and "happiness" between spawns.

Elite Dangerous. I should be fine as long as I stick to trading common materials. I’m screwed if I get caught by a pirate though.

Noita. I'm either dead almost instantly, or might be lucky and end up as powerful as a god. I usually die within the first 5 minutes, so my hopes are low. I am also more than likely to see my demise by blowing myself up.

I'd be V in Cyberpunk. I'm fucked.

Satisfactory....

that bitch AI aint going anywhere! I'll keep that last part until she agrees to take me with her and those alien AI's

DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE FUCKING SPIDERS

Disco Elysium. Fucked... far and near, far and wide, from end to end, from start to finish, from the word go... fucked. Fully fucked.

Helldivers 2. I'm in trouble. But at least it won't last long.

The engineer from Factorio? I think I'm doing ok

Project Zomboid..... I'll just drink the bleach instead of going through that.

Red Dead Redemption 2. God damn it.

osu!... so i become an anime girl? fuck yeah

it's day 54. I'm going insane. These weird looking anthropomorphic animals. They constantly talk gibberish, yet they can write letters in proper English. A raccoon gave me a tent to sleep in yet there is no toilet, no shower, not even a kitchen, but now I owe him 100k in bells whatever that is. There are no other people here. I tried to leave by train but i keep ending up at a different village that is almost exactly the same as mine, same creepy animals, same houses. There is always one human in each village, but I don't think they have a soul. They don't even talk, they are just dead behind their creepy smiles. Will I end up like them? This owl wants me to find bugs and fossils I think, it's the only thing that is keeping me distracted while I plot my escape.

Forza Horizon 6. I’m…absurdly wealthy and have multiple homes and like 260 cars, several of which are worth millions of dollars. Oh and I’m a KICKASS driver who can somehow rewind time when he fucks up.

AND I’M IN JAPAN.

Life is good.

Edit: BUT…my beard is gone, because apparently facial hair doesn’t exist in the world of Forza Horizon. 😢

Not gonna be a great day

Does Chess count?

I'm a Queen now

X-Com: Terror from the Deep. Life expectancy of a Russian soldier in Ukraine.

There is no bad side of being the Dragonborn

Eve online.. I'm an effectively immortal capsuleer, so I got that going for me

The last game I played was "Timberborn", and that one is a city builder, so the three possibilities would be: A) I become some kind of floating entity giving orders to beavers. B) I become one of the aforementioned beavers. C) it defaults to the game I played before that, which would be "Look Outside". In which case I'm probably fucked.

I played Stray. Meow

Disco Elysium. Pretty fucked

Cyberpunk 2077. V is sooooo fucked holy shit.

Animal crossing, fuck yeah!

I've been playing Gran Turismo 3 so I guess I'm invisible and drive a Miata very poorly?

Disco Elysium: I'm hungover, I threaten to kill myself for information, I don't remember anything from last night. I'm doing fine.

I’m a Tenno, good luck everybody else!

Aloy is a badass and anyone talking shit about the peach fuzz on my face can eat an arrow

Oh, great. I'm a pig farmer called Dink Smallwood.

Completely fucked. I'm the sole survivor of a crash and stuck on 4546B.

Oh crap, I’m now a Void Elf mage in world of Warcraft. Actually I’m probably pretty good, every time I die in get resurrected and I’ve got a great ass, so cool. I’m also now a woman, so I don’t know if that’s gonna be like a reverse gender disphoria thing or not.