[–] 59 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
  • It's illegal to turn the interior light on in the car while driving.
  • If you make that face, it'll stay like that.
  • Sitting too close to the TV will give you square eyes
  • If you lie, you get spots on your tongue (would then ask to show you your tongue when they asked you if you telling the truth)
  • The Square box in that corner (the maximize window button on a PC) is a camera and we can watch what you do.
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