Poor Billy chemist will see his face no more

For what he thought was H2O

Was H2SO4

Not exactly the same but it took my wife and I almost 20 years to figure out that I hate loading the dishwasher and she hates putting dishes away. Now she loads it and I unload and put everything away and dishes get done in a timely manner instead of piling up. As a bonus everything actually gets put in the right place and properly organized now.

You don’t wear them the entire time you are on the river. You put them on just before a big rapids then take them off after the rapid while you paddle to the next one. I have had water forced past my nose plugs going over in a rapid before, that is how forceful it can be.

We grew some reapers intentionally once and we quickly figured out the best way to use them was to chop them up, scrape them into the compost bin, and then cut other stuff without washing the cutting board.

I did not even notice the “typo” and until I read your comment just thought that it said Chevy.

My car was totaled by a mid-summer hailstorm a couple of years ago. My windshield survived but every body panel was dented to the point that it looked like a golf ball. A couple of miles from my house the hail was baseball size with 2 inch spikes all over it.

Counter point: I would much rather be blinded for a half second before the automatic headlights dip than be continued to be blinded by the asshole they doesn’t manually dip their headlights at all.

Well, this may explain why my work computer has been on back order for the 4 months that I have had my job. Still have no idea when I’m actually going to get it.

My commuter is built on an old Varsity frame that is still super solid.

Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.

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Barnacles have the largest penis size to body ratio of any animal.