A while back I was at an event with a huge coffee urn. At the end of the event I took home a mostly empty plastic container of Folger's coffee. Instead of throwing it out when I was done, I kept it and used it for years to hold tea bags. It finally died when I left it on the stove and the open fire melted it.

About the same time I brought a plastic measuring cup. That thing exploded the first time I dropped it.

Under capitalism, garbage is eternal, and things you pay for self-destruct.

Not sure how much of this channel is AI generated but they do seem to use a fair bit of it at least.

We let MBAs, who have no skills other than "buy low, sell high", take over everything.

Story time:

I used to work at a place that sells exclusively to local factories. We had an insane warehouse that may very well have had the Ark of the Convenant in the back, and small shops in each factory. Workers could get gloves, drive belts, fans, and other day-to-day stuff right there at the factory or order from the warehouse. The big Fortune 500 plant manager (engineer, nice guy, smart) tells me that he's retiring and the New Guy (MBA) wants to have a meeting. Ok.

New Guy immediately starts making demands, "I want to know how much we are buying off your shop". Well, we send a weekly update every Monday and each month a full report that tracks trends and notes any major purchases.

"I want the full report TODAY". Ok, here is the most recent report.

"No, run it for today". Sir, it's the middle of the month so all the metrics will be skewed comparing two weeks to previous months.

"I don't want your opinion, I want the report. Now." To which I think I'm this guy's supplier and he talks to me this way, I can only imagine what employees hear. So I print the report and leave.

Start of next month I get a call "You're robbing us blind!" Well good morning to you too, what is the problem. "This report you sent says you're charging us way too much. We're going to fix this." After some back and forth, it's clear he was using the two week report as the baseline for what he thinks our services should cost. I try to get him to look at literally any other monthly report or grasp the basics of how time works. Nope.

Then he says the greatest thing a human in charge of a factory has ever said. "It looks like the maintenance guys are the ones spending the most money..." I pause trying to figure out what he is getting at since of course the people replacing parts are the ones buying parts. "...the maintenance department doesn't even make us any money!" It was at this moment I realized I wasn't dealing with an asshole, I was dealing with an idiot asshole.

They also moved most of the maintenance guys over to the line. Soon after, our shop was kicked out. Idiot Asshole would bulk ordered parts, usually incorrectly. Parts, tools, and safety gear kept disappearing from their new storage room which he tried to make my problem, somehow. They ran up absurd levels of delivery fees over the following months because the line would shut down so they had to emergency order the replacement from the warehouse instead of walking to the shop. Lots of wrong parts ordered because while the shop had the most commonly replaced parts for that factory handy, the warehouse list had a million billion almost identical parts and good luck figuring that out looking at a part list.

My last week I had to emergency deliver ($$$) some fuses over and they had a team of suits there trying to figure out why productivity had cratered. I caught a smoke on the way out with one of the remaining maintenance guys who informed me the first thing the suits did when they walked in was fire his boss, the miracle worker who kept the place somewhat running with Idiot Asshole in charge. The maintenance boss didn't say a word when he was fired, just got in his truck to drive across the street where they hired him on the spot.

This was a few years ago. The plant is still down more than it runs. The company has done two huge stock buybacks in recent years, so the stonks is way up even with their largest facility barely operating. The Roaring 20s keep on roaring.

Look them right in the face and use the broken shit.

My phone is not physically on fire? I'm still using it.

My pants are ripped? Don't look.

You can't MAKE shit obsolete enough that I won't suffer through using it out of sheer spite.

Whenever some device breaks, I try to get a replacement from ancient times so I'll never have to buy another shitty one again.

When my desk lamp broke, I got a medical lamp from the 1930s. It's made out of steel and aluminum and will never fail.

When my fan broke, I got a desk fan from the 50's - it needed just a few drops of oil and has been running continuously for a week during the European heatwave. Everything down to the gears that make it turn from left to right is made out of solid metal.

The next thing will be an analog scale. I have an electronic one from amazon that partly melted when it was sitting a little bit next to my stove (it didn't even get that hot). And I secretly hope my toaster will break soon, because ancient toasters look fucking awesome and I want one.

I also have an eBook reader from 2008, when Sony went crazy for a bit and actually produced models with a metal shell. All of these things will definitely last longer than me, as it should be.

The only thing I cannot replace are my fridge and my washing machine. :( You just cannot get those old ones - and even if you do, sellers will not ship them and without a car or driving license, I simply can't get them. But I do what I can to minimize having to spend a shit ton of money every few years to replace my failing devices.

Companies don’t make anything new anymore. All the amazing leaps in design and technology we’ve enjoyed over the last multiple decades are finished. They cost too much…a negative expense on quarterly report.

What’s cheap and effective? Shrinkflation. Cutting employee benefits. Stagnating wages. Decreasing quality. Removing employees and replacing them with AI or other automation. Cutting customer service. Forcing people to use apps. Finding new ways to unbundle, insert fees, or force another middleman between customers and what they want.

It’s a perverse Matrix, the “coppertop” is us, and they’re extracting everything they can from us to keep their system going and the line moving up.

There’s a secret code built in too that if you buy the extended Warrenty, it lasts just beyond it

This is why, you don't need a whole video to explain it: 🖕

I say it EVERY DAY now, and my family is sick of it, but they know it's true: NOTHING works any more. Products, systems, etc., nothing works the way it's supposed to, including customer service, which is worse than it has ever been. These days, corporations consider an AI chatbot to do ALL of their customer contact to be high quality customer service.

I think this is due less to planned obsolescence than people want to believe. I'd argue it's as much due to market pressure. People want to buy cheap things so companies start making things cheaper.

Elons trash can on wheels prime example of that!

AI slop

My friend got me this alarm clock for my birthday last year or the one before. Big battery that charges automatically, you can set your own alarm audio file, sounds good right? The display is already non-functional.

Meanwhile, the LCD display in my alarm clock from the 80s is still as bright as ever..

Disclaimer: This video is satirical commentary and for entertainment purposes only.

Really lets you know the veracity of the information contained therein.

This hasn't really been my experience, even as someone who often buys the cheapest available product. There's some notable exceptions but for the most part all my basic tools and appliances have just worked as they are supposed to and still work after years of use, and are as good or better than what was available in the past (love my lithium battery drill, mower, staple gun, plumbing tech that lets me do basically any upgrade or repair without soldering, air fryer, silicone cooking utensils, etc).

There are aspects of the typical design of old products that are objectively worse than what is standard now, for instance comparing my drill to the decades old one my parents have, aside from the clear improvement not needing an extension cord, it has a button on the top of the handle that can be pressed from either side to switch modes between clockwise, counterclockwise, and locked, which is directly next to where your thumb and index finger are. This is really good design imo and most modern drills seem to use it, but the old one does it a worse way, iirc there is a switch on the side in a less accessible area that you need to use your other hand to reach. It was also much more expensive. There are lots of subtle improvements like this that have gotten standardized, including safety features (ie. space heaters that will turn off if they tip over).

Enshittification is real, but I think it mostly applies to online services, and the products most affected are the ones that rely on them.

I like how in the video they still want to shit on communism. If thats the case then we will never improve. Capitalism is the problem. Everything these days is half truths. Still kinda funny.

This is what bigheaded people call enshittification

Thank God someone else is saying it. I agree with th sentiment but Christ the people who use this term are pretentious AF.

Planned obsolescence has been a commercial strategy since the 1920s, it has been picking up pace and is now reaching its saturation point (that we now dub enshittification). The new terms and ways of thinking of it just describe planned obsolescence reaching its shit-peak culmination (we hope, I suspect it can worsen, and it has with the rich oligarchy deciding they can erode democracy with money so we have reduced agency too).

The answer is antifa right?

You can buy better quality, it just costs more. If all you care about is price, it’s a race to the bottom.