I am.pretty terminally onlime but I have no idea who this is.

6 feet under, just to make sure, right?

I pray this reaches you so I’m not the only old person burdened with this knowledge. I’m sorry, it’s the only way to rid myself of the curse.

Clavicular is an online “looks maxer” who preaches that the only thing that matters in life is your physical appearance, which should be improved at all cost. He suggests methods such as “bone smashing”, methamphetamine, and plastic surgery to achieve a facial structure that is as close as possible to some arbitrary ratios that they consider to be ideal. He is extremely famous with the youth, some of whom have followed in his footsteps to disastrous effect.

He also ran a man over with a car, pulled a gun on someone who came to his door, and injected erection medication into his dick with Adam22 (as bro’s do).

Now you know. I’m sorry. Pass it on to someone else as quick as you can, or else Clavicular will start chasing you! /s

Yeah, this will be a generational divide I have no problem crossing. If someone names a person to me and they have only one name and it sounds stupid, I'll just assume they're an online personality and that I don't care who they are.

And one step further, it's just staggering to me that these people who are YouTube/tiktok/Instagram famous are considered by younger generations in the same way a millennial like myself would consider actors, people who actually did stuff, versus people who got popular doing shitty pranks or stealing other "content creators'" works and slapping a watermark on it.

Yeah... if you can doge the looks-maxing thing entirely, you're way better off. In the end it's just warped young people doing weird things so a computer algorithm will give them money.

he is bankrolled by thiel, to offer up a new manosphere grifter. (Tate, J peterson, roegan) isnt enough.

Thank you. I don't give a shit about this weirdo and nobody I know even knows who he is. I'm here because I'm trying to get away from tabloids and TV and media that talk about irrelevant nonsense.

In a society where everyday, people are trampled on by a corporate first policy... they feel a need to try and strike back. So they do. Sadly it actually gives many of these horrible people joy to be mentioned at all. And it actually enables them.

Never forget to point out the most common* form of gender affirming care is chest/breast reduction for men/young boys.

*maybe a factoid, but I've seen it in several places I wouldn't expect a falsehood to hold up

This. Aside from the lips and eyebrows, it's the only real difference.

They are sticking experimental grey market peptides into their veins, eating Adderall like tic tacs and are prone to take part in a whole list of other dangerous activities.

So, probably not too long.

Some hateful idiot who's addicted to cosmetic surgery and says men should want to look as manly as possible

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN BECAUSE HOLY FUCK IT NEEDS IT!

The one that looks like it went through a press.

The left is before

Left is before.

Left 4 Dead 2

Leif is B4