[–] 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When you find an MRI machine big enough for an elephant, feel free to link it to me.

As far as I'm aware, only specific parts of elephants have been inside an MRI machine, ever.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago

    I ain't got nothing against people of any colour, creed or language in general, but Clarence fucking Thomas is THE motherfucking exception. I wouldn't piss on his smouldering corpse if it tried to give me a 50, ya hear me?

    Fuck that guy with a bucket load of caltrops man. Fuck you too, just in case.

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  • [–] 1 point 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

    You should probably have looked at the differences between cultures there as it was damn near mandatory to drink milk in Norway, Sweden, Finland, and I presume Denmark, but who knows what they were up to, between 19XX and ...now, really. They've added water now, but anyway. It really sucked for people who didn't like milk. Anyways, what this has to do with your nazi problem = not much, but I see why you thought you'd score big there. It's just that the whole world isn't just America and pals. Also, your wierdass nazis drink it straight-up milk like weirdoes. PEF, my friend. Learn to love it.

    Would you like to know something else they liked to obsess about in those old castles of theirs? Grails. Holy ones, especially.

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