Banana Mamdani sounds like a tropical drink. 🍹🍸

Nah, $7. It's 30% off!

There's always money in the banana stand. Now, where's my attorney?

In the US, bananas often hit the store shelves this color. They will ripen quickly over the following 3-4 days. You can decide to buy the ones that have ripened on the shelves or buy greener ones and let them ripen at home. Unripe bananas have several culinary uses, so it's good to have this option

Not far from where we used to live in the UK there was a road sign directing you to the "Banana depot"

This be one of the places you speak of

I dunno, we buy green bananas all the time as different people in the house have different banana ripeness preferences. We also eat heaps and buying them green means less trips to the shops

..........no one on Planet Earth doesn't know this.

Ain’t no one got time for that shit.

I’m starting in on the first banana on the way home from the store. Gotta be quick with those fuckers. Otherwise it’s a day later and you’re like “welp, gotta make bread I guess.” Eyes tearing up. It’s like a funeral for those little bitches.

You’re tempted to switch these with a fresh one from the store if you have any kids in the house, like you did when the goldfish died. I can’t tell a kid the banana went to go live on a farm upstate.

My first rule is if they're conservative, take it with a grain of salt.

If they're a white conservative, less of that.

If they're a old white conservative, of fuck off. No opinion of theirs is valid.

To be fair - If they are platanos - I wouldn’t buy such green plantains because those fuckers are green, green, green for weeks then yellow but not ready and I forget about them and miss the one day they are ripe.

You just described avocados except on a longer time scale. Avocados are a like "Sike! I was ripe at 12:56 pm and it is now 12:59 pm. I now no longer ripe."

Depends on what you're making with them, but for maduros I agree. Gotta get them when they're spotted brown.

It's the rich fucks who have never done their own shopping that didn't understand how shit works.

Like how the pedo in chief thinks you need an id to buy groceries (he's said this multiple times while trying to push for draconian voter id laws)

Yes. We know. The idiot that said the thing probably knows too.

It’s a sound bite to make Mamdani seem like he’s pushing bad food. That’s it.

You can't really judge a country that large by its top 1% weirdest motherfuckers

Yeah man, Americans only know hamburgers and corn. Everyone carries a gun and no one can read so fruit is a mystery. You definitely have the right idea about this place.

Stuff like this makes me feel good because it shows that we're not the only country where people are passively brainwashed by the media lol

When I was a teen working at a pizza shop the amount of new hires that rolled through over the years that couldn't recognize some/many of the toppings on sight was alarming to me. I don't know how widespread that scenario is. I figure, at least some working class kids grow up completely ignorant of what the raw ingredients look like for any food they eat.

Reminds me of https://youtu.be/6gFnL-M7UxA

You seem to be under the false impression that most Americans have ever seen a fruit or vegetable.

Smart people that aren't fucking idiots also get green ones. Especially in this economy

I really hope there is a limit to how much Fox New’s

spoiler alert: there isn't

I’ve got three suspiciously green bunches of bananas at home because that’s all they had. It just means I’ve got a week before they’re anywhere close to being edible.

For one banana? Can't be more than, what, like $10?

Was I right?

I'm guessing 14 cents a banana?

First the frogs, now the bananas. When will this gay green menace end.

Yeah, him and his daughter Granny Smith have been saying bad things about bananas all their lives.

That's the problem with that party. They believe the government doesn't work so they're trying to prove it.

You're giving a bad name to toddlers

Hell I don't even want to eat yellow bananas

I don't want them Sam I am

The yellow ones will make the green ones yellow faster as long as you keep them together.

Oh man, they go bad so quick round here

Are they? The picture looks like bananas to me. Where I've lived in the states though plantains are usually less rounded and longer. They probably vary just the same and I'm not use to seeing it

Even better lol

Irie, mon. Daylight come, and me wanna go home.

Beautiful!