Wouldn't it evaporate in like 5 seconds, then? Also, drainage would be the easiest thing ever. Don't even need a slanted floor.

Sounds like a lot less cleaning in the house as it would just evaporate in less than a minute?

Your floor would have to be supernaturally flat and level for that to happen.

Wouldn’t it just be a superfluid at that point? Those things are ungovernable. We’d have way more problems that just spilled puddles. They crawl out of the beakers on their own. It’d be an absolute nightmare.

My bad superfluids are 0 viscosity not surface tension carry on we’re safe.

That's how water works in videogames

good news: it wouldn't be

Assuming my home is perfectly level, which it is not

Would capillary action still work, or does it depend on surface tension? I'm thinking about superfluids. Would the water stop at covering the floor?

Probably our bodies would instantly collapse into ooze like that guy in the first X-Men.

"Everything is coated with a fine layer of shit." https://yourwildlife.org/2014/07/the-tip-of-the-gutberg-the-worlds-first-map-of-the-patina-of-feces/

What if each H2O molecule was coated in a hydrophobic substance?