Jesus could turn water into wine, but a Christian Nationalist can turn alcohol into domestic violence.

Yes, identify is a valid Linux command-line command, but it is not a native shell built-in or a core operating system utility. Instead, it is an external command that belongs to the widely used ImageMagick suite of tools.

I didn't like the line 'for the next two hours your ass is mine' which sounds like a prison rape threat.

If you're relying on Excels password, the cops can submit your xlsx file and a subpoena to MS and they will open it for them.

The asphalt pavement of roads must be 4 inches thick to last forever. 3 inches lasts 5 years, 2 inches lasts one year, 1 inch is crumbling before you finish. You constantly see crumbling roads in the third world because of corruption, they don't put as much pavement down as they charge for.

Someone discovered shake cursor...

The FBI still has not released Hunter Bidens laptop.

Replace some of the labor you would use to pay for RAM and put it into learning a lighter weight operating system.

It's the only way to be sure.

put a swear word like fucking in your query

What I've come to expect from 'Breaking News'

Instead of 'You are what you eat.' it is "You are what you don't shit."