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[–] 214 points 3 months ago (17 children)

They have guns up the wazoo to ensure no tyrant will ever rule them, and a tyrant rules them.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    "don't tread on me" in the streets, "please step on me daddy trump" in the sheets

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  • [–] 36 points 3 months ago* (5 children)

    There's a DLC for Assassin's Creed III called The Tyranny of King Washington, exploring an alternate reality with a corrupt president. Not so wild a theory now

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I encourage you to read up on prior presidents if you think Trump is some kind of anomaly.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Trump is still an anomaly. It's been bad, but this is something else entirely. He is simultaneously the dumbest, most evil, and most corrupt President, and it's not even close.

    He commits new acts worse than Watergate multiple times a week.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Maybe I do need to read up on US Presidential history, but as my knowledge stands right now I'd say that, aside from only two or three presidents, every leadership has been progressive in some form. Every one except Trump and a couple others has objectively improved something for the majority of the public. Mr. Orange is, if anything, proof of de-evolution.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Yeah Bubba and his gun ain’t doing shit to watchdog the government. In fact I’m quite certain that the government is the only thing keeping Bubba from killing ME with his gun and moving into my house because he feels like it.

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  • [–] 73 points 3 months ago (17 children)

    I have a co-worker who fought in Vietnam. I showed him the thing about the Pentagon straight up admitting that the Gulf of Tonkin incident was bullshit, but he refused to accept it. Still feels that we had to fight that war because if we had allowed the communists to win, it would have meant that communism would have taken over the world ... even though we actually did lose that war.

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  • [–] 37 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    The "domino theory" of communism never played out the way they said it would. Just a waste of blood and treasure.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Any time someone brings up the draft I remind them the last time the U.S. did a draft it was for a war that they lost, and justified due to things that never actually happened after the U.S. lost.

    So basically the U.S. enslaved and sent tens of thousands of people to their deaths for no reason.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    They then abolished the draft due to public pressure but a little bit later started selective service registration just in case

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Draftees make horrible soldiers, especially in unpopular wars which, lets be honest, have been all of the US' military engagements since 1945. I think the military would rather do without them and the grenades that tend be dropped into the tents of sleeping COs.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    My wife and I were talking about a draft for Iran and whether they would widen the age range they're looking for and try to draft me. I said that if they tried, I would promise them that if they handed me a gun that I would use it to kill as many high ranking American officers as I could because I'm much more dangerous than a pacifist or conscientious objector; I will actively sabotage a war that I don't believe in and that I'm forced to participate in. So I think they'd let me stay home. If you force me to give my life for a cause, I'm gonna be the one to pick the cause.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    Depends how everything else is going. Probably at the point we have a draft to go to Iran, we'll already be an authoritarian state and your options are to go to to war or to ICE camp. You think Russians are volunteering to die in Ukraine?

    But I'd be curious if that would have worked in Vietnam. I'm guessing they would just put a note in your file to subject you to as much abuse as possible or just kill you the way they did Pat TIllman. Conscientious Objector status is a really a sop to religion, otherwise I think a lot of people could qualify for it.

    Edit: Get out of the US if you at all can.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Well it largely never played out because western capitalists spilled so much blood making sure it wouldn’t. If people had been free to decide for themselves, many more countries would have gone communist, as it has better outcomes for the majority of people than capitalism.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    He's avoiding some of the PTSD by keeping his world narrative. Deep down, he knows, it haunts him at night.

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago

    The Epstein Files will be released in 2126 to ensure that all guilty parties cannot face justice.

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago

    When you’re watching adverts and a snippet of a tv show interrupts you.

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    we show you a price, then charge more at checkout

    it's easier to get a gun than a doctor's appointment

    tipping

    pharmaceutical commercials

    casually having the largest prison population in the world and pretending it's normal

    violence on tv is okay, but no cussing or sexuality

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (9 children)

    it’s easier to get a gun than a doctor’s appointment

    A lot of times, it's cheaper too!

    tipping

    I don't think tipping is weird on it's own, but the default expectation of tipping, and the fuckery around wages that makes tips essential to earning "a living" instead of a nice bonus is definitely weird.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    Tipping is weird on its own. The idea that you are showing gratitude by pushing money on someone is gross at best and downright offensive at worst.

    If someone tried to thank me with a hand full of change I'd tell them to fuck off.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Considering that giving cash to someone under any other circumstances is considered tacky (even gift certificates/cards are more acceptable, and that's just cash with limits on where/how you can spend it), it is weird that tipping is so ingrained in our culture. And unsettling, to be honest...

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    I see it as an extra "thank you" if someone goes above and beyond what I was expecting for a service. It's not something that should be given out lightly or something that is expected, but I also know that tipping is necessary for people in some jobs to make a living. It's not a fault of their own, but a fault of a system that saw a benefit they were getting, and was like "oh, we can just under-pay these employees and use tipping as leverage against them." Do I hate the tipping system in the US? Absolutely. Am I going to impose financial stresses (by not tipping) on the waitstaff at a restaurant in order to make a point about how badly they are compensated for their work? Absolutely not.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    What if it was a small stack of 20s? 100s? What if it meant the difference between paying rent or not?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    If it were 20s or 100s it would be more insulting, you understand this, no?

    If it's the difference between paying rent or not then it's a huge problem that the behaviour exists to enable that situation. If it weren't a cultural behaviour it would be called panhandling.

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    One thing that, uh, amuses(?) me is that apparently there's still a national emergency from 9/11: https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2025/09/03/2025-16941/continuation-of-the-national-emergency-with-respect-to-certain-terrorist-attacks

    You know how Hitler rose to power by abusing a national emergency regulation? You know how there was worry of Trump doing a fascism, back when Obama handed over to the guy? You know how Trump literally announced beforehand that he'll do a fascism, when Biden handed over to him?

    Both could've chosen to terminate the national emergency. Neither did so.

    https://www.courthousenews.com/biden-extends-9-11-state-of-emergency-by-a-year/

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago (11 children)

    Yeah it's gotta be the daily allegiance to the flag -thing for me. That shit hella weird.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    I stopped saying the whole pledge in kindergarten. Didn't seem right to pledge to a god I didn't believe in.

    Pretty much stopped saying it all together after 9/11

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (6 children)

    "I pledge allegiance to the the Flag of the United States..."

    Unless you think the flag is a god, you're not pledging to a god, you're pledging to a piece of fabric, or to the design printed on that fabric. Which, honestly, is a lot weirder. How can one have allegiance to a flag? What about the opposite, is it possible to be disloyal to a flag?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

    ...for which it stands, one nation, under god...

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Huh, just checked the text and I was surprised to find that the god part was only added in 1954.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    Yes, god is mentioned as an additional clause, but you're pledging to the flag.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Yes... Pledging allegiance... To a flag.... Representing a Republic... That exists by/for god...

    I mean, I didn't look into it that much at first, I was in kindergarten FFS, but I remember thinking it was funny that God was mentioned in the pledge, and how he was also mentioned in the prayers at Grandma's church, and I thought I shouldn't lie and say the "under god" part since I didn't believe.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    @kadotux @cm0002 @Bytemeister @merc Having read the Constitution and Declaration of Independence as a kid (they were required reading in school), it seems to me that the flag should be pledging allegiance to us, not the other way around.

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  • [–] 89 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    My daughter sent me a TikTok about the government using counterintelligence techniques against left wing groups. I sent her the wikipedia page on Cointellpro with the comment “Sadly this is not new”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO

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  • [–] 49 points 3 months ago*

    Nothing about this is new. The authoritarianism, the concentration camps, the dispossessions, the witch-hunt of immigrants and people with a darker skin, the fearmongering, the robber baron oligarchs. We’ve all been here before. And not just once.

    The truly astonishing cultural trait is that Americans keep on living in lalaland and pretend it isn’t happening, it never happened, and it COULD never happen cuz yada yada the Constitution and We The People and the second amendment.

    Americans are one shortsighted bunch willing to swallow any and all propaganda.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    I think what made COINTELPRO stand out was how weird it was (experiments with LSD, etc.)

    ETA: Never mind, I think I'm getting that confused with MKUltra.

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  • [–] 26 points 3 months ago* (8 children)

    I played the storyline for Qube recently (10th Anniversary edition), and there was a hook that was supposed to be sad, but instead hit me as horribly American, plus a dash of victim blaming.

    ::: spoiler Spoiler "So, I want you to know, I’m only reading this because you wrote it to yourself.

    "It was three PM on a Sunday. You were upstairs at home. A teenage boy broke into your house. He thought you were away on vacation. You went downstairs with your gun. You shot him in your living room. Only he wasn’t trying to rob you. He was passing by and saw a fire in your kitchen. He broke in to try and put it out. He was young and stupid and probably should have thought of a better solution. But you assumed the worst. You assumed the very worst and you shot him. He was paralyzed from the neck down. He died seven years later, alone, at night, in Penrose-St. Francis Hospital…"

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    You mean like that Japanese kid that knocked on the wrong door and got shot? The guy who shot him was acquitted.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Yoshihiro_Hattori

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    That was infuriating the whole way through. I don’t exactly want to recommend reading further, because it’s just a depressing story all around, but this was well written and provided the piece of information I was shamefully burning with curiosity about

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Thank you regardless. That definitely is a sobering read. Poor Webb Haymaker, he tried..

    It didn't have what I was thinking about, though.. Even though the country is completely in the gutter with gun crimes by civilians and law enforcement alike, it's at least nice to know that my initial assumption, that the Brady Bill the community helped enact probably was decommissioned, is in fact still active and enforced.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Poor Webb Haymaker, he tried..

    Honestly, I think he probably succeeded in helping a lot of people, he just couldn’t keep going forever. It’s absolutely tragic that he didn’t make it to meet his daughter though.

    I’ve always been an atheist, but the older I get, the more I wish there was a traditional Christian afterlife (just with the moral values determining where people end up significantly tweaked). It would be nice to think he and Yoshi could be reunited and at peace.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    In traditional Egyptian faiths/cosmology, spirits can join each other at the Field of Reeds -- in fact being with loved ones is a core concept of that afterlife too -- but the criteria for entry is simply the morals which we all live by: no stealing (selfishly) from others, no lying (with intent to harm), no murdering and no polluting the Nile (eco terrorism, desecrating the Gods and sabotaging the sole sustainer of life in the desert). Selfishness, greed, malice, and cruelty. Everyone who can prove their goodness gets in. Oh, and the alternative isn't endless torture, but a second death -- nonexistence.

    I've always looked for an alternative faith system to Western ones -- I've never been a fan of oppression or rule via fear -- but the Egyptian faith is one of my favourites.

    Maybe they're in the Field of Reeds. I don't think there's anything wrong with taking solace in an idea - even though I myself can't believe in them.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    (I wanted to use a gif courtesy of BabyFarkMcGeeZax, but it seems my instance hasn't changed the 100MB default file limit and my client crashes. This'll have to do)

    Following the killing, some argued that had Hattori been white, Bonnie Peairs may have not reacted the way she did. The Haymakers stated in an interview following the trial that had Hattori been white, they believed he would have never been killed, noting that Bonnie Peairs said that she first noticed that Hattori was "darker colored" than her.

    I'm inclined to agree. Although the wife/instigator denies it, deeply learned/inherited societal racism affects nearly every relevant choice.

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I had no idea qube had a concrete plotline, as far as I ever saw, you are immediately thrusted into the puzzles.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    The 10th Anniversary edition was released around 2022, and rebuilt the entire game in Unreal 5 to closely match the style of Qube 2, with extremely HQ textures and lighting, redesigned levels (they took out the secret levels and dev photos, sadly) and a fully voiced plot! I only played this version but it seems a fantastic homage for fans of the original

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  • [–] 43 points 3 months ago (20 children)

    My favorite weird thing about American culture is that it is so aggressive. Aggressive food (PopTarts, Big Gulps, etc), aggressive games (football), aggressive national anthem (literally about war), and so on. We are an oddly aggressive people.

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  • [–] 29 points 3 months ago* (12 children)

    Pop tarts are aggressive..?

    Regarding the national anthem, you should look up a translation of the French national anthem. And it probably isn't the most metal/aggressive national anthem out there, since it's one of the very few I even know.

    Edit: I couldn't help but add this snippet

    Grab your weapons, citizens! Form your battalions! Let us march! Let us march! May impure blood Water our fields!

    Full lyric translation: https://www.thoughtco.com/la-marseillaise-frances-national-anthem-4080565

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  • [–] 10 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.

    EDIT: I might have dreamt this.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    I once tasted a real proper tart. Served at the wake of a late boss at a golf club house. English tea times sometimes include simple jam tarts. Both envoke tranquil and enjoyability. All my experiences with the Pop Tart were under rush, duress, haste, a sugar-to-blood delivery system. One can tell easy when we (USA) aggravate the food. Like turning doughnuts into donuts. Or spell cheese with a 'z'.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I believe all anthema are about war. Mexico's about the need to fight agains a foreign enemy invasion...

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    The german one started out as a poem then song that was meant to unite states through their artists and academics. While the nazi abused it and skewed the meaning to be aggressive (germany above all other countries), it was initially about unity (Germany above whatever the princes of the individual states of the German Confederation want).

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