Gotta be ragebait.

I sympathise with having "nightmare tenants" who trash the place, but fuck any Landlord who says you can't work from home because god forbid you use your home that you pay them for because you'd cause a bit more wear and tear than they would like.

It's that dog meme which I'm too lazy to even search for because I'm busy working to pay the rent: No Living! Just Rent!

Holy shit. I hope the top post is just satire.

Edit: lmao, jury still out on this one

Do landlords not understand that pulling this shit is why tenants poor grease down the sink😭

They cannot enforce no working from home. God damn those parasites are so fucking out of touch

I don't want you to wear out my two-dollar light switch!! Waaah

But also:

Rent this month is $2,200, and you'd better not be late, or you're a dead motherfucker.

That's illegal in my country.

The only power a landlord has here is when people break stuff on purpose, cause actual disturbance or do not pay. Stuff like race, dogs, job and all that type discrimination is not allowed.

This is why I treat it like a rental. When I was renting my deposit was 10 days of rent and I didn't expect to get it back because I knew from someone else leaving that the landlord was a wanker.

I started homebrewing when I lived there, had a batch explode and splatter honey water all across the room. I quickly learnt to avoid the patches of carpet that were sticky. Knowing that the landlord wouldn't repay the deposit without me taking him to court anyway, I didn't bother cleaning it up.

Well maybe if the entire property wasn't done up with the landlord special of tippex on walls and the world's cheapest laminate floors they'd be able to hold up to the rigours of minor usage.

Lmao I literally spent $2 and 10 minutes replacing an outlet on my rental the other day to avoid having to deal with my landlord

Come on people. Don't be so hard on the landlord. If you don't leave for work, when is he supposed to go through your underwear drawer?

Ok, but can I still flip the switch on and off rapidly pretending its a lightning storm.

I’m a landlord and I don’t care, the house is meant to be used. I’m not using it and your paying me to use it so have at it, it’s my job to save enough of your rent to fix stuff as it fails

Yes because rent is supposed to cover my investment costs as well as provide passive income. What do you mean my investment is bound to the property? This is only true when I sell it and cash out once again.

Landlord 101

The term landlord dates back to feudalism. This is insanity.

Saw a video where a couple who rent their home as an AirBNB were bitching that their tennants used the beds. In the very next scene, they bitched that the guests didn't eat the snacks in the kitchen.

Bold to out yourself as a landlord

Presumably ragebait

Fuck landlords

And no teachers unless they teach summer school too

Sounds like you shouldn’t be fucking landlording, then, because if I pay rent, I can do literally whatever the fuck I want that’s non-destructive and doesn’t disturb my neighbors.

What a consummate tool, holy fuck.

The new customer service protocols seem to be "Gimme your money, here's your thing, now get out. What? You want the thing to work, too? We got your money, you got your thing, now get the fuck out of here, until you need another one, then come back and see me."

This landlord took the guy's money and gave him a lease, now the guy expects to actually LIVE there, too?

What if I'm retired and don't work at all? What if I work but I have a kid who stays home all day? What if I care for someone who's bedridden, but I also have a job, and I hire a nurse to be here while I'm away. What if I hire a maid to work the whole time I'm away at work? What if I invite five friends over after work every night? What if I'm obese, are you gonna cry about me wearing out the floor twice as fast because I weigh as much as two people? What's your policy on pacing, am I limited to a certain number of laps per day? If I'm clinically underweight, can I get an exception since I don't wear out floors as quickly?

What if I'm in a wheelchair, do I get a discount for not wearing out the floor as much? What if I work two jobs and am thus home only half the time, what about then?

they're trying everything they can to greed the fuck out of people

Time to dust off the ol’ guillotine

What the actual flying fuckmonkeyshit piss brain kind of assholery is this????