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[–] 103 points 3 months ago

Aryan Jesus would approve.

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  • [–] 73 points 3 months ago

    Helen of Tromsø

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    [–] 26 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    These are probably the same morons who think Jesus was fair-skinned with blue eyes.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago*

    They just throw out the rationalization that Jesus appears to people in their own form or some shit. Nevermind he hasn’t appeared in a few thousand years.

    What I find incredibly racist and chauvinistic is that if you look for “what color was Jesus” a large chunk of the returns are “Was Jesus actually (black, brown, some other skin tone than white)?”

    These people start from the White Jesus and ask if a man from 2200 years ago living in the Middle East was some other color than white. Nah.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Too weak to be Scandinavian, just look at those minuscule shoulders.

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago

    If the girl looks like DLSS5, she's prompted y'all.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    They'd be mad if a movie about Shaka and the Zulus had any black actors in it.

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  • [–] 53 points 3 months ago (15 children)

    I can’t help but wonder if this was posted by someone who didn’t care about history, and just wanted to compliment a woman they thought was remarkably beautiful.

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    That looks like AI anyway. Look how her shirt in the right pic falls weird.

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  • [+] -6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Hmmm, still not convinced. Especially on that second one. These seem very set up, unless they have time to do skits while working for that drive up.

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  • [–] -2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Whoa, that's hilarious. She's starting a new fashion trend by half hair-clipping your overalls.

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  • [–] 14 points 3 months ago

    Just say that you'd march to troy for her. Its fine

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  • Troy, Michigan

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    It's mental that people think Greeks were blonde haired with blue eyes, while Hispanics (and up until recently Italians and the Irish) didn't even qualify as white.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago*

    Look the ancient rom- I mean greeks were bronze, that's a totally different color from hispanic. Unfortunately bronze doesn't exist anymore and all the scrolls were written in black and white so we can never verify this.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    Look, a thousand or so years before that, god had realized that even if he personally impregnated some dark little middle eastern girl without her consent, the best he could hope for was a light skinned son with brown hair. It was so disappointing that he didn't even notice when they tortured the boy to death. Heck, when the little fucker showed up all unexpected at gods front door, god was so surprised that he accidentally drove his soul back into the corpse and reanimated it. What a mess that was! That little brown haired zombie bastard running around scaring the hell out of people... lol.
    Anyway, fast forward a thousand years and god had realized that if he wanted to reset the color palette on the human race, he was going to go west a skosh and start with something a little lighter. That worked out pretty well at first but eventually turned into its own complete mess.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    Smellin of Troy

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  • Her hair isn't straight it has a wave to it.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Is that AI or real person I'm just confused by why there's two pictures that are obviously taken in the same place but she's wearing different outfits.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    It's a real person on two different days.

    Why they chose two pictures? No fucking idea.

    First one is like the stupid promo tiktok for the business/for her own tiktok, second one must be an Instagram post or maybe someone met her and went "you're the lady from tiktok!! Can I get a picture?"

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  • [–] 42 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Some greeks supposedly were blond. They used the term xanthos, a term meaning golden, yellow, or light brown/auburn hair.

    The greeks of today aren't necessarily representative of what the greeks back then looked like.

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  • [–] 52 points 3 months ago (5 children)

    Yes, but when the ancient Greek describe "blonde" they aren't referring to the same colors we associate blonde with. Alexander the Great's hair was said to be xanthos.... Contemporary depictions of him are with light brown or chestnut colored hair.

    The greeks of today aren't necessarily representative of what the greeks back then looked like.

    Yes, because a lot of Greek people have some Slavic lineage in their family history and are lighter skinned than ancient Greek would have been.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, I think a lot of people underestimate how blonde some Scandinavians are. I had that realization when my school went to France, and I realized that almost every single one of my classmates was "blonde" by the French definition, while I had previously thought that only a couple were blonde with the rest being auburn, light brown or chestnut. The "straw" colored hair that gets white in the summer is kinda rare in teens and adults, even among Scandinavians.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Can we blame that on Varangians specifically, or is it a more modern globalization thing?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    Source for the screenshots.
    https://www.tiktok.com/@jennarenee.s/video/7221288622887324974
    https://www.tiktok.com/@jennarenee.s/video/7215731084120624427
    She's not Greek, she's from New York. Seems she went slightly viral in 2023. Personally haven't heard of her before.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago*

    Bet they believe they spoke English with a British stage accent.

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    Well do remember that the Greeks of today would look almost nothing like the Greeks of the Bronze Age. Numerous migration waves and foreign conquerors have come in those intervening 3,000 years.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    That's not really true, especially in southern Greece. DNA studies have shown the modern Greek people share around 90% of their ancestry with ancient Minoans and Myceenans. In the South, especially on islands like Crete they're virtually the same. In the North there is some admixture mostly with Slavic and Balkans, and some traces from the Ottoman empire.

    Relatively short term occupations or small migrations tend to change an ethnic groups DNA less than you would think. After 4 generations you would end up with the same scenario of seeing the whitest person you have ever seen claiming they're 1/16th Cherokee.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago

    D...do they think that's what a Woman from Post Bronze age collapse Sparta would look like?

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    Racists are gonna racist

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Norwegian/Turk - same/same?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    She could play Kriemhild / Guðrún.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    A depictionnof Helen of troy from Pompeii, looks as white as me, a Chilean.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    Your picture is a few centuries after the Trojan War and from a different culture.

    I think the lesson is that cultures always adapt modern and local standards to cast into their historical tales. Beauty especially can change with time and place. You know all those round-faced women from the days of early film? It's not that women got hotter over the century--those women were hot. Guys from the 1920 would probably think our hot women to be poorly-fed vagrant farm workers.

    Another data point: Mar-Al-Lago face. Hideous to us, but extremely attractive to the guillotine class.

    That said, the blonde, blue-eyed nordic beauty standard is perhaps the most durable beauty standard we have in the West; it absolutely dominated at least between 1950-2000, so it makes cultural sense to make Helen look like that.

    Edit: Another data point this Jewish guy from 30 CE Palestine:

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I don't agree there is a lesson here. But I do disagree that that might be it. It is an observation that a lot of cultures have had standards of beauty and also have depicted fictional figures alike themselves, but the reasons are as varied as they come. I do agree that trying to break from that is not accidental and it's a deliberate choice made by some artists today. And that's ok and no civilization will die because of that haha. (To kinda paraphrase some of the criticisms I've read about nolan). And my goal was to counter a bit the narrative here that the cultures white supremacists (be that true believers or regular old people who don't think much about it) enjoy, have always been diverse. And wanting a white washed version of an epic is at the very least, influenced by contemporary racism. As a teacher used to say. Racism was invented in the middle ages haha.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

    It could just be that RusticLagers is saying the the woman is beautiful enough that countries could go to war over her.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    I mean, it isn't unusual. Alexander the great was apparently blonde or light brown with fair skin

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  • [+] -20 points 3 months ago (6 children)

    Race wasn't even a concept back then, and people weren't segregated based on looks.

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  • [–] 33 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    It is more different and regional than pigment oriented. It would be more like my Scottish buddy who fucking HATES glasweigians and couldn't give two fucks about your skin color.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago

    I guess. In the modern world we learn to pick up on the small on average differences between ethnicities that have had families live I uncertain climates for hundreds or thousands of years. But the thibgs white supremacists are projecting onto the past weren't even around until colonial days. Helen could have looked tan, it's probably most likely, but she also could have looked black. We really don't know for sure. You can look up the history of race. It used to just be nationality. race was not even a concept. Maybe you noticed some people had darker skin. Or some regions had people with darker skin on average. But people still migrated in the ancient world.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    This is true. People were prejudiced, of course, but the concept of racism specifically, as opposed to ethnic tribalism, is comparatively modern. Don’t forget there were white slaves and black emperors of Rome, etc. Skin color is a modern obsession.

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  • [+] -9 points 3 months ago

    They're comparing the general beauty level, not the coloring. I see no problem with that.

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