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I make over 73 cents a month staring at the sidewalk as I walk to work. With 3 easy payments of 59.99 I can show you how.
... how... does copywriting... have ... margins?
What are you classing as expenses?
You need an AP Style Guide, and your brain, and working eyes and fingers and a keyboard mouse and computer.
Wtf are margins?
You have an ongoing regular cost?
... this is a guide on how to set up some kind of LLM to do your copywriting, isn't it?
He's also accidentally claiming expenses in the realm of 40k a month. Even the most expensive llm don't need that.
The broker that my retirement account is through is pushing some new AI insights tool. The screenshots show an example of a conversation that essentially goes.
Q: "How can I reach my retirement savings goals faster?"
A: "Consider contributing more to your 401k from each paycheck."
People will actually pay money to have some slop chatbot tell them that they can have more money in their account if they put more money in their account. Preying on stupid or lazy people is an extremely lucrative industry.
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Dude’s a copywriter and can’t use “it’s” properly. Grammar must be less important when you’re making 400k a month.
This is broing but it mkaes me $400,000K a munth an 90 present margarines
Copyediting.
Retiring after a couple months sounds pretty sweet tbh.
"It's" is a valid contraction of "it has".
Edit: glossed over the other "it's"... doh.
"But not many people know how to use it to it's full advantage"
Missed that one...
this is why I hate its vs it's. if "it" was Dave, it would be to Dave's full advantage.
this shit will likely never make sense to me.
Other it’s. Some would say people don’t know how to use “it” to its fullest advantage.
I think he's settled on just always using an apostrophe, and isn't really a copy writer
"It has helped me..." doesn't sound quite correct to me but i am not a native speaker so i may be wrong
English speakers use has/have/had to signify perfect tenses, meaning the actions are completed but have effects that continue.
So past perfect: It had helped me. Present perfect: it has helped me.
If nothing else, that Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere exposed how all this influencer crap is built on a bunch of exceptionally dubious finance apps, that make Bernie Madoff look like a legit business mogul.
They all talked about how wealthy they were, but none of them really seemed rich. Rich people aren't up at 6am editing YouTube shorts and putting in the right hashtags. They're all living on borrowed money, and you get the feeling that if any of them tried to step off the treadmill, there'd be no life left to go back to.
Basically the locals with flashy suits in fuckoff-nowhere central Africa, flexing for strangers who might believe they own two of anything.
Thanks to the internet, they don't even need gas in their clapped-out third-hand Bentley. It can sit in their garage that for some reason is also their living room.
This isn't just the scamming internet randos, it goes into pretty high level business consulting.
"We just hired a company that has never worked in our field who doesn't employ anyone who has worked in our field to tell us how to work in our field better than we do today, this should be great!"
They always act so shocked that the consultancy did them zero good after giving them a few months.
The consultants are literally a place to blame for mass firings or restructuring. Most of the time they recommend changes management wanted but couldn't say out loud since it would spook shareholders. It's dumb but it's how the majority of the consultancy grift works.
"No money down!". Snake Oil is still a thing in this complicated techno landscape.
Reminds me of those ads where scammer pretends if you invest in some obvious scam you too will own a jet and a Ferarri just like him. If it was such an amazing way to make money the last thing they'd do is tell anyone else about it.
If you could make that kind of money with copy writing, I'd be rich. Copy writers, tech writers, basically any kind of writers are always underappreciated and underpaid.
how do you suppose theyre making that 400k?
Lots of $20 blowjobs?
Why are you teaching him why his scam isn't working?
Why not try to protect the general populace?
Is the headline a reference to the smart move during a gold rush being to sell mining equipment instead of land claims?
"This is boring but it makes me a lot of money"
I know I'm privileged, but having an interesting job is way more important to me than the salary.
400k/month copywriting? Bull fucking shit.
Even if that was a typo and they meant 40k/month, it's bullshit.
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