That's why it's best not to talk at all. Go through a lifetime of marriage without saying a word.

Can you all really not acknowledge other people's hotness to your partner? As long as you don't try fucking them what's the issue? If they don't trust you why even be together?

Yes, but not as pretty as you.

“I don’t know, I was too busy thinking about you”

* Phone Vibrates *

Me: Hot girl just text me. I'm prett popular.

My wife: That was me. I just texted you.

Me:

😁

at one point in our late 20s my wife worked with a woman who wore the same dresses and had the same hair length from behind and I walked up behind her, thinking it was my wife (it was my wife's cube/desk) and wrapped her in a big hug then, smelling the different perfume, realized my mistake.

Realized I fuuuuucked up, apologized and they both laughed (wife was on the other side of the room).

I have heard about this incident 2-3 times a year since it happened and doubt my wife will ever let it go lol.

Yeesh, so many people grumbling about poor relationship dynamics. The whole joke is that it was all in his head - she teased him a little, and he put himself into a tailspin by losing an imaginary argument.

I've done that kind of thing a few times myself - my wife says something innocuous, and I read into it until I've gone completely off the rails. Has nothing to do with anything she's done, it's all to do with me misreading what's happening and forecasting wrong without checking anything. That's the joke.

that trap he set himself

This is so weird to me. My wife and I are so comfortable with each other that we even point out attractive men or women to each other, it doesn't change anything.

To me, this kind of relationship is one about to crash and burn, might as well just end it on a nice note

There's that famous scene in "The Little Prince" where MC is like: "It's the time that you've spent with your rose, that makes your rose so important." And that's really true.

In this case I'd be like: No, because they aren't the one who was there for me when I got sick. They aren't the one who listened to me when my moms died. And they aren't the one who I cooked for every weekend and helped out with career stuff and watched anime with. Even if they kinda look like you, they aren't the you that I've been with, and that makes you a thousand times more attractive.

"The parts that looked like you were incredibly attractive"

I dunno, I'm attracted to personalities.

Do yourself a favor and don't read the comments

Bro fucked up. Now shes mad at you for 2 things. Should have taken the argument then went to the sofa.