- - - This is a comic strip - - - Tim and Jamie are lying in bed. Tim snuggles up to Jamie. Tim: HEY FLUFFIE SNUFFIE.  Jamie: HEY SNOOKIE POOKIE.  Tim: I SAW A WOMAN AT THE GROCERY STORE AND SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU. Jamie: OH REALLY?  Jamie: DID YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE? Tim’s smile is wiped off of his face, as he realizes he set a trap for himself. Gets nervous, starts sweating.  Tim gets up and walks away with his pillow under his arm. Jamie: WHERE ARE YOU GOING, POOKIE? Tim: I’LL GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH. IT’S INEVITABLE.
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[+] -12 points 3 months ago (6 children)

You do realize 95% of the population can recognize themselves in this situation, right?

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Not really? As lightnsfw said, even if you're monogamous you should be able to notice attractive people without it turning into a fight.

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  • [+] -15 points 3 months ago* (3 children)

    And yet here we are. The joke wouldn't work if literally every man couldn't recognize this situation. Or are they all just mass deluded and you alone have seen the light? Just... Stop.

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