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‘BED TALK’ [OC] (feddit.nl)
submitted 3 months ago by to c/custardfist@feddit.nl
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- - - This is a comic strip - - - Tim and Jamie are lying in bed. Tim snuggles up to Jamie. Tim: HEY FLUFFIE SNUFFIE. Jamie: HEY SNOOKIE POOKIE. Tim: I SAW A WOMAN AT THE GROCERY STORE AND SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU. Jamie: OH REALLY? Jamie: DID YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE? Tim’s smile is wiped off of his face, as he realizes he set a trap for himself. Gets nervous, starts sweating. Tim gets up and walks away with his pillow under his arm. Jamie: WHERE ARE YOU GOING, POOKIE? Tim: I’LL GO SLEEP ON THE COUCH. IT’S INEVITABLE.
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[–] 2 points 3 months ago

That's why it's best not to talk at all. Go through a lifetime of marriage without saying a word.

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