More context, please! How does one accidentally make 100 sandwiches too many?
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I have called the fire department near my house a few times and just asked what they wanted for dinner and ordered delivery for them.
Damn, you're "buy dinner for an entire fire department just for the hell of it" rich. Wanna order me a pizza?
that depends, have you saved anyone from a fire recently?
Yea, but I did set the fire, so...
Also does it count if I'm the person I saved from my own set fire?
Asking for a friend...
Light a man a fire and you warm him for a night. Set a man on fire and you warm him for the rest of his life!
I restrained myself from burning down neighbor's house, so technically yes?
Most fire fighters haven't either 😀
Fun story: A car was on fire and both surrounding stations rocketed over since it was the first real fire in forever. A passing water truck had already put it out. The firefighters were furious, as most of them only get to do anything in training.
It's about the mindset and intent of wanting to save, not just the act itself.
You cool with giving me your address?
Been a full time ff for around 18 years. Greatest hook up was like a decade ago when a freezer truck broke down in our small city and I got a call from the company wanting to give us all these boxes of boneless skinless chicken breasts, if we could get out to the truck and pick them up. I told them yes, then called the chief to get him to go out there. We had soooo much chicken!
YES it is an emergency, we are moving out NOW
Tipping fire and emergency medicine in the form of food should totally be a regular thing.
It is.
My Dad was a firefighter for 35 years and people would sometimes bring them amazing food as a thank you for their help in one incident or another. Thing is, their schedules were such that they almost never gave the food to the correct crew, but that didn't stop them from accepting it graciously.
Dad said he loved B-shift hero cake.
Wholesome but my donations to the fire department are contingent on them removing their opposition to street safety improvements in my city.
Now I just see you EVERYWHERE after that one time. I swear I don't even look at usernames lmao.
Their "improvements" are often the need to widen them out to fit their super massive fire trucks. Countries all over the world make do with smaller trucks just fine, even with tall buildings.
Is your for specific fire department actually showing up to town halls protesting that or have we been spending a little too much time on the internet lately?
, they said to a stranger who knows far more about their local fire department habits than some rando on the internet
Lol why would I make this up? They communicate their opposition through back channels. Or at least that's what city staff are telling us when we ask why they haven't included safer designs when they're doing street work.
our fd mandated no speed bumps on a street that was becoming really popular with shitbags racing up and down saying they would destroy firetruck suspension.
we're 4 blocks deep in a neighborhood why they want to race around here is beyond me in the first place. and the city didn't have a problem with the same street having a speed bump on the other side of the green-belt... it's so fucking arbitrary
Speed "cushions" are designed specifically for this purpose, the wider chassis of emergency vehicles can fit around them so they don't have to slow down, whereas consumer vehicles will always have at least one tire hit a bump so they have to slow down. These are all over the place in my city.

I'm just randomly reading along and I don't think YOU would make this up, but I could totally see the city staff making shit up to cover their laziness and incompetence. Even if the fire department is seeing safety access problems with, for instance, safer bike lanes, it seems to me that's an inadequate design proposal by the city planning office. It's even possible it was designed to fail, in order to avoid spending money on it. Getting some cyclists and firefighters to work together would probably produce a better solution. No need to include a specific motor vehicle representative, we all have a certain degree of car-brain. But you should include someone who knows about disability access.
My friends on the volunteer force were upset about bike lanes too, I asked if they ever even get to drive the rig. They don't.
Now the roundabout, that's gotta be tough in the big ass fire engine. It's hard enough to go 270° with a trailer on.
Stoned side note: ya ever consider that in a roundabout you do a complete 360° circle to go the opposite direction? That's a 180 man!
I think the really long hook&ladder trucks can have a second driver and turnable back wheels to help make sharper turns. But getting one of those would require funds, and that all goes to the cops.
Fire departments have been known to oppose bike lanes because they can't get through to emergencies when lanes are given to bikes and there's nowhere for cars to pull over. The solution in the rest of the first world is to use smaller trucks that can fit on and take advantage of car-free bike lanes but the car-brained North American fire departments refuse to give up their gigantic trucks and so here we are.
Well obviously we just need to make them Fire/Police/Bike Lanes and size them appropriately!
Where the cyclists are making their mistake here is ignoring that gigantic opportunity for generously sized lanes and a strong lobbying team. The cops and firefighters already know the cars can't/won't get out of their way, and bikes would be much easier to pull over. Especially because if you were on your bike and heard a siren you would be certain that vehicle is going to be coming down your lane.
I haven't thought this through, but maybe the Emergency Lane should run down the center, bright red and wide enough for two fire trucks to pass each other in case they're going in opposite directions. Then the cars could have their traffic jams and parking etc. in what's left. If the bike lane was a narrow white strip in the center of the Emergency Lane, you might be protected enough by the extra width and red paint that you wouldn't need much physical barrier, so pulling out to the curb in the middle of a block wouldn't be hard as long as you made sure the cars saw you cutting through their lanes. And you could pass each other by momentarily veering into the red.
"This city needs Emergency Lanes with no cars allowed, for our brave Firefighters and Police Officers to save lives!" "But a lot of the time the Emergency Lane will be empty!" yell the car people. "Not if we put the bike lane inside it! Get the spandex squad out of your lanes, and let them be the ones who have to skedaddle, while you drive peacefully along playing games on your phone."
Psychology.
Cool, but maybe next time they'll ask a homeless shelter instead of people who can afford it.
In some places there are limits, rules and barriers against feeding homeless people whatever fresh extra food you might have on hand. Sometimes they're to protect against poisoning and other times it's just to dissuade donations.
A place where it is ok to feed fire fighters but not homeless people. Jeez.
Hey I'm not defending that stuff. Just admitting it exists. I do have a special place in my heart for our excellent firefighters and the paramedics, who have saved my husband's life several times and are part of the (professional) fire department in my city.
In most places, no such rules exist, especially freshly made straight from a sandwich shop. These weren't leftovers or made in someone's kitchen. But either way, there's absolutely no reason to rag on this person for donating food to firefighters.
Braindead take right here, and I work with people experiencing homelessness every day

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