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Can't prove environmental issues if you don't have the data (mander.xyz)
submitted 5 months ago by to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] 66 points 5 months ago (15 children)

That greasy fuck... Everything he touches turns to shit. How is he still alive?

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    I mean, more than normal amounts of people have tried to kill him

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    The ideal would be for him to choke on a hamburger. That'd be the most poetic.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    No purportedly related attack seemingly has been directed or credible. They all were terrible and not even remotely close, so it's either fake, unrelated, or a false flag.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, the White House Correspondents' Dinner one was pretty credible imo.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    He got feet inside just past the security gate and then fell down due to nothing. He got a visual on nobody in particular and named nobody in particular and there is no conclusive evidence he fired any bullets. He might as well have stayed home and played in his yard, not even close.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    My grandfather had skin cancer and type 2 diabetes and woke up every morning to eat 2 lemon Tastycake pies. He never quit smoking and couldn't really stand or think well, and wasted his money on eBay cars and trying to flee to different plots of lands around the world.

    Anyways, he died just recently at 88 years old.
    People forget humans are durable until they aren't. Medicine makes it easier to hide and get a couple extra years, but unfortunately for all of us his body will hold on till it doesnt anymore.

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