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The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. (mander.xyz)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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[–] 38 points 1 year ago (18 children)

If they're so great, how come I use their goo to spend 4 hours a day stuck in traffic?

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  • [–] 34 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    That goo, once burned is what is causing global warming.

    The dinosaur's curse for not letting them rest in peace....

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Man... Imagine how fucked we would be if we burned mummies!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

    The goo is trees that were buried before bacteria and fungi learned to eat hydrocarbons. 0% dinosaurs.

    Well, I mean, I can probably only guarantee no more than 3% dinosaur.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Whoa whoa, if my car is getting a larger percentage of incidental dinosaur from its refined petroleum products than the percentage of incidental spider legs and rat shit I myself am getting from my processed food products, I am going to be totally jealous.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    Algae?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Your car runs on algae?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Weird. I've just been shoving dinosaur bones into mine. 🤷‍♂️

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