Must be nice to have a cat whose first instinct isn't to Freddy Krueger your face.

You win today, dyslexia

It makes money, can be sold for money, or can be written off for tax credits (basically money)

I feel like there's different levels of racism that need to be named or they just fall under the umbrella term racist and their severity gets lost and becomes a defense. Like there is oblivious racist (not intending to be racist, but doesn't know better), to casual racist (likes stereotype jokes), to believing racist (believes in stereotypes), to supremacists racist (believes in race superiority), to supremacists activists (takes actions against other races) and probably more in-between levels.

Like a casual racist would consider supremacists racism to be bad, but their jokes are "harmless" (in their opinion). So when we say there is a problem with racism, they ignore it because they don't see a problem with their racism, (but they would have problems with supremacists racism).

In this image, the supremacists activists racists are recognizing that he was not activists enough for them.

I wouldn't say it a true work-around, but my father has told us he will not do anything we *demand* of him, but if we make a *request* which he can turn down, he will usually be okay with doing the task. He likes being helpful and appreciated. A "request" from authority or with consequences if he turns it down, does not count.

This may not work for everyone, but it works for our family. And it only works because he's old enough to be near the top of family/social authority. He was a rebellious son and there was no workaround for him to obey his parents.

You fix it. It breaks again later. It's your fault.

Insufferable people have that type of energy.

(for those that don't play Pokemon. The Pokemon is using an attack that has a 55% chance to apply the "confused" condition)

Humor = friend points. Send humor to friends.

"Would you like our spyware on your computer? We'll make sure we're the only spyware."

Yeah, but you still have 4 edges in a circle. Just make a circle in the circle. Now you basically have an edible plate.

When a serial killer meets a parallel killer

As is tradition

Downloading this to send to a couple of people

Mongo is appalled

Heck

Once Oracle has control over it, it has to get better... right? Right!?

"I don't make mistakes" = person incapable of personal growth. Their personal life story would just be cringe.

The republicans haven’t figured out a way to be racist towards clankers yet, that’s all.

Fixed that for you

Oi! That's a right load of poppycock!