Steal from the rich you say🤔

You guys don’t need Internet today, right?

I already did. Your mum's a bad girl.

What if I already did one (1) bad thing today?

You come too late, crab. I'm already on my fifth.

Heck

I made crab salad

I shall enslave permit crab to have access to unlimited evil

Buuuut a permit is a fish, not a crab!

Can I keep it for tomorrow? I got something I wanna do.

Can permit crab clarify what constitutes a bad thing?

Is this imitation AI crab?

Crab for breakfast?

Why on a weekend... I want to use it at work

Poisoned the soups at a landlord convention.

Now to choose what bad thing I'll do 🤔

Thanks, although I prefer to do good things.

Eat horrible food, thanks!

I already did half of that. Just had two big portions of pandoro (an Italian sweet bread) and now I'm going out di drink se few beers.