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[–] 34 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Alpha Male < Beta Male < Release Candidate Male < Full Release Male

I don’t see the appeal of being lowest tbh.

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    You just made a lot of locktober participants really confused

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I'm already too old for newfangled internet things; the fuck is locktober?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    BDSM flavored no fap November. Joke is the implication of submissive kinksters hearing that they have not only supplanted the alphas but that there have been even more categories of doms than they knew all along, leading to their confusion.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago
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    Production male, sometimes called stable male. Use experimental male at your own risk.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    The full release male walking in:

    …and we love him.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Alpha's are weak bitches. Real strengeth is saying sorry or excuse me. Challenge an Alpha and they will back down.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    I'm more like decades of legacy code duct taped together with an unintuitive u.i. trying to run on current hardware.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago

    You just took me down the longest youtube rabbit hole. It's almost 4am and I just finally remembered why. Thank you

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    i personally am a snapshot male

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Hu hu hu. I am no full release male, fools. I'm a six update patch male.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    I'm fine with being a nightly male usable as a daily driver

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

    cadre of genderless puppies. (edit: this is a puppylinux joke. mostly.)

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I wonder what the LTS male is. Methuselah?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Alpha? Please… I’ve already gone Gold

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