The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.
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I’ve never been ashamed of or regretted licking ass.
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Well now I want MC Hammer to record a song about how you can't take back all times you licked his butthole.
Maybe it's a colab with Sir Mix-a-Lot.
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I LIKE
LICKED
BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE
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When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, it gets TONGUE
Isn’t Mc hammer dead
I really shouldn’t have let go of the girl that was into doing that to me
And this is why I don't eat ass.
Well that and it's ass.
Correction: There is a scenario where Id eat ass. I'm not going to give it up, because if it happens it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. And nobody cares either way.
This is just fucked up and it shows that people these days don't have a functioning disgust reflex.



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