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[–] 37 points 9 months ago (11 children)

The cells that licked your butthole, the parts of me that once placed tongue to ass, will be purged from my body and perish forever within seven years.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Pretty sure tongue cells regen pretty quickly, it might be shorter?

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

    Burn your tongue on a pizza roll, they'll be gone quick

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago* (6 children)

    The cell next to the cell that touched ass touches the cell that touched ass. So indirectly it also touched ass. Once the cell that touched ass gets regenerated, it touches the cell that touched the cell that touched ass.

    There is no escape.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    If I fuck your twin, did you lose your virginity?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Am I the twin of myself 7 years ago?

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago* (1 child)

    I apologize for the crudeness, what I mean to say is just because a part of you touches something that touched something else doesn't mean that the second thing touches the same thing as the first thing.

    I guess a less rude analogy would have been, "If you put a ladle into hot soup, did you burn your finger?"

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  • [–] 79 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    I’ve never been ashamed of or regretted licking ass.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (9 children)

    Well now I want MC Hammer to record a song about how you can't take back all times you licked his butthole.

    Maybe it's a colab with Sir Mix-a-Lot.

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  • [–] [S] 26 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I LIKE
    LICKED
    BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

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  • [–] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, it gets TONGUE

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 child)

    I really shouldn’t have let go of the girl that was into doing that to me

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    A vintage meme! Nice

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Yeah but you'll never have that pleasure again

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  • [–] -2 points 9 months ago*

    And this is why I don't eat ass.

    Well that and it's ass.

    Correction: There is a scenario where Id eat ass. I'm not going to give it up, because if it happens it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. And nobody cares either way.

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  • [–] -2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    This is just fucked up and it shows that people these days don't have a functioning disgust reflex.

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