Wasn't the Governor of Georgia the Secretary of State and oversaw himself getting elected? He basically argues it wasn't a conflict of interest to oversee his own election. Good riddance.

This is true. I'm very confident in my cooking abilities but I simply can't afford meat as often. The problem I'm facing now is I actually crave it. It feels good to eat meat.

I've been switching to a more vegetarian diet these past 2 weeks. Heavy in beans. My farting has slowed down and my shits have been easier. Not for health reasons, just cheaper.

He can't argue this was an official act of the president because he wasn't fucking president then. He seems to be trying.

That was wierd that she just expected that. You didn't do anything wrong. Maybe say something as she was leaving but other than that she shouldn't have just expected you to take advantage of her.

When it's a Democrat its corruption and they should be hanged impeached. When it's a Republican, why wouldn't he use his office to improve his wealth.

Ooh a berry reduction and honey is a tenderizer.

Accusations are admissions or something like that. I've learned to stop asking why they say those things and instead ask, "what would make them say that?".

I'm glad you guys voted right on prop 3. I live just across the river from you guys. Abortions gonna happen, yall just come here.

As long as my family gets my life insurance.

I love in a red part of a blue state. These fuckers are so stupid they voted to "sucede" from the rest of the state.

My landlord told me it was bulletproof padding.. yeah she's all in on this nut.

Mine are still on full display. What's the worst that can happen? I get written up?

If he committed no crimes, he would have nothing to worry about. So these people believe they are innocent? Or are they just trying to convince us?

Why does he sign his tweets?

I've only voted day of like twice. Once for a mayoral race and once for the primaries. I didn't like it. Iprefer dping it early on a Saturday.

I've never actually seen the movie, just the reference to it in Jay and Silent Bob Strukes Back. I heard good things though. Is it worth it?

Your meme is starting to yellow, best to keep it out of direct sunlight and store in a cool dry place.

Cause bloating and my tummy hurts for hours. Even after eating a single chunk like in a sushi roll.

I have an advocado intolerance, does that make me not an ally?