It's the remote control box putin uses to control him.

OK joke asisde, dafuq is Donnie hiding there? A poop crate?

Gone from diapers to a shitbox

It's the midterms. He's shitting bricks.

Did he put on the whole diaper box?

I've spent a decade of my life trying to put myself in the mindset of the fucking losers that idolize this fucking loser.

Still not any closer than I was when I started trying. Maybe a lobotomy would help.

Is he boofing oxygen?

It's where he hides the dirt block

My landlord told me it was bulletproof padding.. yeah she's all in on this nut.

I thought that's how they drain the swamp

Is that a counterweight to prevent him from keeling over and faceplanting? Dude always leans forward, it seems.

And I thought I pooped my pants!

I think it's one of those machines that help people walk, like an exoskeleton.

I thought that was the over-pressure relief canister.

lumbar support?

This is similar to how I know my toddler has shit

I don't want to know what it is, I'm fine, no. No no no no no

My only thought is he got a death threat from someone saying "they'd shoot his fat ass" and the dumbass took it literally and asked for some ass body armor.