It's like dropping a glacier into a blast furnace but more violent

You say this but I think that there is a large part of the population that is lactose intolerant and doesn't even know it. They out here shitting like crazy and think it's normal.

The last point is so underrated, it seems minor but honestly feels life-changing when you actually get that for the first time

they even feel good

Only if you dip them in "cheese" sauce to get protein, that's what's called a balanced diet.

It's grim that it comes to that but vego meals can be way cheaper and also much easier to prepare. Prep equipment can just be rinsed off with water mostly, and veg is much more tolerant of being undercooked and overcooked so you can save heaps of time and effort compared to regular meat meals.