Yeesh looks like a tick scorpo hybrid

I believe they are (at least one of) the only animals that have venom injecting claws.

They're also tiny. I had one land on my arm recently and it was maybe 7mm in the lobgest dimension when fully stretched out.

So big "u wot mate?" energy with the tiny waving pincers.

They need them to brag to their fishing buddies.

Clearly this should be called the "Caliper Bug".

Just a pinch

They need them claws for pinching them thicc booties!

Opening jars

Must give amazing hugs

bites you

The claws look like a hipster mustache.

How else would they hitch a ride?

For deciding who shall go and who shall stay

These are good little friends to have around.

It's just describing how big the fish they caught was

Fuck that. They look non-pseudo enough for me.

Seen a few of them here in Nova Scotia and thought they were ticks at first

you cant convince me that just a tick with glued on pincers

Do they come from deep underwater?