Wait, we must have the same dude!

He's had a LOT of practice

Dude, you're supposed to hate yourself, you're the same gender as yourself, so loving that person is gay!

Ben Affleck has entered the chat.

Wait I think you have to renew your licence

Promise?

Maybe. But it's going to be a different angle, so it might mess up your muscle memory.

I also don’t have sex with this guy’s wife

I’m asexual and I deserve love too! I married another asexual lady and it’s great. Neither of us have to do things we don’t want to.

Your username is amazing btw

If it helps I didn't marry an asexual woman and I still get none.

Sucks to be me, plus a kid!

Dont worry, as parents you wouldn't (want) to see action either. You get up, handle your offspring, go to work, gethome to just handle the offspring again. Depending if they had mid-day sleep you may be allowed to do chores starting 19-23pm. Actually working is more relaxing than being 100% of the time on adrenaline because your toddler tries to hurt themselves all the time. You just lack energy for romance. Trying for a second is a chore.

Any upsides?

What is wrong with genuine affection? The least of us are that lucky. Sex you can have with everyone and get it everywhere. You can even buy it, if you want. But love and affection is a rare commodity you can't enforce or buy or....

Do asexual people not even want to try it, out of curiosity?

I used to work for a very shitty hotel. Like, heroin and hookers kind of hotel.

One summer we somehow became the official hotel of something called CLAW. I have no idea what it stands for, but the basic idea is that it's a gay guys in leather convention.

Anyways, I'm a straight male. I have no issues with these guys, but I wouldn't join in. As I'm working the front counter, this guy comes up and tries to flirt with me. I politely decline. Then he goes off to our dining room area.

Another guy walks up to check in. As I'm doing my job, the first guy comes back, walks up to the guy checking in, and says "Heeeey, I'm Tom. Are you single?" to which the second guy says "No, but I'm free to play". Tom then gives him a room key, and says "Well I'm room 329. Feel free to bring as many as your friends as you like".

To this day I am dumbfounded by that interaction. To any gay dudes reading this, I want you to know flirting with women and sealing the deal is NOWHERE NEAR that easy! I was impressed, and a bit jealous.

Tom walked up to this guy, and with 1 sentence and 1 question organized an orgy in which he was not at all responsible for setting up. He's just offering a room. You bring the dudes.

This means Tom doesn't have to vet people. He doesn't need to make sure everyone is comfortable with each other. He just told the second guy to bring all his friends, and he reaps all the rewards of orgy host!

To put that in perspective, I'm 42, and never even had a threesome with 2 women. Because its such a hassle getting all the details just right. Meanwhile Tom's over here like "ALL of your friends please!"

He went from "Hi my name is Tom" to "Lets pack my room with dudes" with only one sentence, and one question. Even the Germans aren't THAT efficient!

So for you to say that you can't get any other guys to give you a handjob......brother, you're just not trying! Have you tried opening with "Hello"? Apperently that leads to orgies.

me, a lesbian: awwwww yeah finally gettin some from a girl 😎

He's easy and available, though I honestly wish I could find someone who suits me better.

-tto?

Yeah, kind of weird to have an LGBTQ+ pride post forget the T.

Yeah I was about to say trans folks exist lmao

Got 'em.

He knows exactly what I like