Image: “The Evolution of Intellectual Freedom” — a comic strip by Jorge Cham (PHD Comics, © 2011)

A horizontal timeline with an upward-pointing Y-axis (implying increasing freedom) and a rightward X-axis (implying career progression). Six stages of academic life are illustrated with cartoon figures and speech bubbles, reading left to right:

	1.	Before Grad School — An enthusiastic young person in a green t-shirt raises one finger triumphantly, declaring: “I’m going to research whatever I want!”
	2.	Grad Student — A hunched figure sits stressed at a computer, mumbling: “I’m going to research whatever my professor wants!”
	3.	Assistant Professor — A harried woman in a purple dress rushes past clutching papers, saying: “I’m going to research whatever my tenure committee wants!”
	4.	Tenured Professor — An older bearded man relaxes comfortably in a large armchair, announcing: “I’m going to research whatever my grant committee wants!”
	5.	Emeritus Professor — A very elderly hunched figure with a walking stick raises a finger hopefully, beginning: “I’m going to research whatever I-”
	6.	A gravestone — Inscribed with “RIP” and the epitaph: “Research In Peace” — cutting off the Emeritus Professor mid-sentence.

The comic’s dark punchline: intellectual freedom never actually arrives.

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[–] 150 points 5 months ago (3 children)

That was my father.

At 80 he went to teaching only one class so he could keep his office and spend the rest of his time doing what he wanted.

At 90 he finally retired. He wrote dozens or articles and finally left us in Jan this year at 92. The last day he was alive, he dictated a book review to me he had promised to a journal. His final wish, that I type it up and send it in for him and let them know he would not be able to take on any more book reviews.

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  • [–] 34 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I hope this doesn't come off as callous:

    What an epic mic drop of your father's. That's like something out of a novel/film.

    He sounds like a super hoopy frood. Sorry for your loss.

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago

    Thank you.

    He was one of the most disciplined people I've ever known. He rarely complained about anything. He spent every minute he could doing what he loved, researching and publishing. He wrote several books include an award winner. He won a Lifetime Achievement award from a prestigious body in his field at 84. He just kept going. At 86 he had nearly lost his eyesight but a doctor was able to restore partial vision, enough for him to continue his work and I never saw him happier. He did what he loved until his last waking moments. Then he closed his eyes and went to sleep, I imagine finally able to relax, all his commitments settled. I hope I get to go out the same way.

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    [–] 35 points 5 months ago

    TwoAstronauts.jpg "Wait, it's all Grant Committees?" "Always has been"

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago

    I think it’s grant committees dictating the research agenda all the way down. They’re after all the ones with the money.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago*

    precisely why I left with my Master's. working a 'regular job' is a lot more liberating.

    Zero freedom to pursue the truth, infinite demands to support other people's ideological agendas.

    I didn't get it that bad personally, but I watched a few friends have research derailed by some random committee member's bullshit.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    I don’t have a tenure committee and nobody cares what I research as long as I publish and get grants. Ymmv. Edit: also, the comic skips postdoc, which is probably the most care free career stage (you can pretty much do whatever the fuck you want as long as you manage to impress your supervisor every now and then with original stuff and follow through to turn them into papers).

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    also, the comic skips postdoc, which is probably the most care free career stage

    As someone taking a course by a postdoc, yes. Half the lectures so far where cancelled because he prefers research and conferences over the university mandated minimal amount of teaching.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Odd, I know a fair few PhD students and post docs and they all researched what they wanted to research. They either didn't have a professor or they found one who offered the right subject.

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  • [+] -22 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Interesting to point that the woman never made it to the tenure position...

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Women earn the majority of college degrees at all levels and in all majors.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Is that a local or worldwide statistic? I would be surprised to learn this was true in the United States, much less globally. Got a link?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Have you ever once, in your entire life, been to a university campus anywhere? I've observed this with my mk I eyeballs and a functioning brain while attending university.

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  • [–] -3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Alas, I realize my comment was misunderstood... I was merely pointing the choice of the cartoonist

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    The most interesting thing to me is that everyone took it as

    she couldn't do it because she's a stupid woman

    Hence downvoted to hell

    As opposed to

    she couldn't do it because y'know, patriarchy and all'at.

    Because you can get much angrier at one of those, is my guess, and people love to be angry.

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