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[–] 125 points 5 months ago (8 children)
  • [–] 39 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Nah, Sontarans are smarter than that.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    you don't become an apex warrior being stupid.... but potato head does have its own issues

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  • [–] 56 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I can provide LIBERTY FREEDOM coffins at a discount for true patriots. Each coffin comes with an engraved American flag and a gun holster. Today's your can pre-order your LIBERTY FREEDOM coffin for $4,747.47. Don't 86 your rights!

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  • You joke, but some gullible idiot will buy that.

    I know people who get their phone service through "PureTalk" to escape the "liberals at AT&T". I'm still not sure which is the greater irony: the fact that AT&T is an extremely conservative stick in the mud Corpo of the fact that PureTalk is an MVNO whose network is provided by -- wait for it -- AT&T

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  • [–] 139 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    I will NOT comprehend basic science.

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  • [–] 87 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    πŸ¦…πŸ¦…πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈIGNORANCEπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ¦…πŸ¦…

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  • [–] 35 points 5 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    CAN'T REALIZE THE FAILURE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM IF I DON'T LOOK TOO HARD

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    This was said by a British politician about the UK, but it feels a lot like it applies to the US too:

    I think the people of this country have had enough of experts

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    It seems to be a common social phenomenon, something about how our human brains are wired. People have expert knowledge - burn the witches! China's Great Leap Forward, the Cambodian genocide under Khmer Rouge, and on and on. I hate that we as a society haven't figured out how to avoid this yet.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago

    Wasn't that said to minimise the authority of experts rather than as a statement on the public? Specifically, Gove was trying to pass policies that the so called 'experts' were saying wouldn't work so he tried to spin the narrative by saying politicians shouldn't listen to experts and people should do what they're told.

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  • [–] 47 points 5 months ago

    Brb, gonna do a line of mouse shit

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  • [–] 45 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I already said it doesn't matter if this virus becomes wide spread or not, US will never do another shut down - I'm fact to wipe us out just release a virus, most would rather die than stay home for a few weeks

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    The US was lucky to have an administration change when it did right as COVID19 took hold. Had the pedophile been running things any longer, the entire country would have burned to the ground.

    "Inject bleach to kill the virus?" "Fire our smartest guy for.. reasons.." etc. etc.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago*

    and we already seeing significant amount of other viral infections going around as of recently because of the lack of protocols and vaccinations. currently theres ones that is going around causing sore throats, last year was the year of covid painful sore throats.

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  • [–] 42 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I will NOT avoid ingesting mouse droppings.

    It is my God-given right to find a rodent nest and motorboat it.

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  • [–] 33 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Hanta has been a thing in chile since the 90s, I don't know what the fuss is about.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Yup. There's also deaths from hantavirus every year in California. The problem is the variant, its the first time a lot of these countries are being exposed to the more contagious than usual form of hantavirus that in Chile & Argentina is known as Andean Hantavirus.

    Chile has a long history of dealing with this and usually takes all the necessary precautions, but add some dumbass gringos (north americans and Europeans) into the mix and they basically go into a remote area and snort lines of mouse shit and then are surprised when they caught a really bad virus.

    Argentina doesn't really take any precautioms afaik.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Yeah, the irony of this kind of meme saying "I will not live in fear" and yet they quite obviously are living every day in fear of conspiracies. Anyone who has read a few sentences of commentary is aware that Hantavirus is not going to be a pandemic.

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Get this guy a box of rat turds and a blender

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Unless it’s in the Bible Belt, Florida or Texas.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (2 children)

    No no! Settle right there to establish dominance.
    I would just for shits and giggles paint the house very blue (probably mostly accents) and if confronted deny any political affiliation (though there will be many hints) and say "It's to represent the sky" or smth :D

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  • [–] 42 points 5 months ago

    "Gemini, make this picture gay"

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Look how terrified they are all the time

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago

    Like this mfer leaves the house anyways.

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  • Herman Caine award incoming

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  • [–] 97 points 5 months ago (20 children)

    Americans are the most frightened people on earth.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (13 children)

    No it's really only the old stupid people

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  • [–] 54 points 5 months ago (10 children)

    Americans are afraid of each other

    They're afraid of someone knocking on the door

    They're afraid their boss will fire them and they will lose their health insurance

    They're afraid of other countries

    I spend a lot of time in the US, and I've never seen anywhere with people constantly on edge. They're so used to it that they don't notice any more

    I've never seen anywhere so ruled by fear

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    Well if I was standing next to someone called "FistingEnthusiast" I might be quite fearful myself!

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    That's exactly what a fisting enthusiast would say. >:(

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    When looking at the social anxiety epidemic across America, very much affecting young people, I’m sorry to say this is not true.

    People think they’re unique in not wanting to pick up a phone to order a meal from a restaurant, but it’s everyone now. SO many people want to minimize social contact to an extreme degree. It’s part of why political opposition to rampant oppression is so lack luster.

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  • [–] 26 points 5 months ago (1 child)
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    COVID played a major part in my mother's death, so I feel comfortable saying I welcome the hentavirus to our country. If all goes poorly, maybe it will take care of some of our more troublesome septuagenarians. πŸ€”

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    Oh yeah, I don't want to see people die BUT the human population has reached a point where survival of the fittest isn't a thing, so how we have complete morons all over.

    Case in point. A plastic bag from a grocery store has "Do not put on head" printed on it. Here's the problem 1. If you're a small child that legitimately doesn't know better, you can't read, this is zero help. 2. If you can read it, you're old enough to understand not to do it in the first place, and you're a dip shit.

    Just take the warning labels off obvious shit and let nature fix things. It's that big of a deal to wear a mask at a minimum? Sure.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    At least with the bag, it's a reminder to tired parents not to let the child put the bag on its head, to tell the child about the danger, and not to leave the child alone with the bag because they'll test it.

    If they leave the child alone with the bag and a cat, the child will learn 2 3 lessons: fur helps prevent plastic bag suffocation, and claws/teeth can penetrate both the bag and human skin. Also cats prefer to choose whether and where to be enclosed.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    In this house - the hentaivirus exists

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Seems like he has a typo at the top. From the context, seems like it was meant to say:

    "I will NOT protect my home."

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    He's thumbody special

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Ironically all the data shows that hantavirus isn’t a big deal because it doesn’t spread person to person unless it’s the Andes strain. The stuff we see right now is sensationalist headlines for clicks and views. As long as you stay away from rodents you won’t get it.

    https://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/about/index.html

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    The strain from the cruise ship is the Andes strain.

    Avoiding rodents isn't the answer to this one (still avoid them, that's just not quite the correct answer here).

    The risk to the average person is low for other reasons.

    One difference is in the very fact that we can name the virus: we know more about how it spreads and the symptoms to look for. It's not an unknown virus, unlike in 2020 when we were dealing with something we had never seen in humans before.

    If someone does start to show symptoms it will be tested for earlier during diagnosis than it otherwise might be since hantavirus is in the news. Earlier detection will reduce spread (if we even reach that point, many of the passengers are in quarantine).

    The other passengers being in quarantine is one of the biggest things lowering the risk.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    Bro decided to put himself in a Facebook ad

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    He's got the 3-star Dragonball is the only useful thing I got from this.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Captain MAGA dumbass

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    The first to NOT comply, will be the first to goβ€¦πŸ«‘πŸ«‘πŸ«‘

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Good Lord that is a might gullet!

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Why couldn't it have been the hentaivirus?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Thank you for your service o7

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    It's sad, i've met many people like this.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I am too masc for masks

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    I WILL return to the depths of the sea. Cthulhu r'yleh!

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

    I cross the street whenever I need to, without checking for danger. I never lock the doors. I don't check to make sure I turned off the stove. I don't wear seat belts. I go into the homes of sketchy strangers. CAUSE I DON'T LIVE IN FEAR/S

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