This here.

Yesterday I read a book with lots of drawn (!) illustrations of the largest insects to a 5yo. It doesn't work.

You need specialized hardware - a simple banana would crush under the pressure.

In order to properly measure and preserve the dimensions of the banana, you would need a miniature submarine with a clear glass window.

How they managed to get the pizzas and school bus down there is not explained, however I trust that they did the measurements properly with pizza and school bus submarines.

But most of all, FUCK NY POST

Not possible. Bananas are rich in potassium and potassium explodes upon contact with water.

How many pizzas in a school bus?

Metric you filthy barbarian!

Also nice detail that it's a large pizza not small oder medium 👌

Maybe it’s like my cat when I catch her on my security cams in night mode. Fuckin lasers.

Yeah, it's wild they do actually have large "photophores" at the ends of their arms. More info here:

https://www.livescience.com/animals/squids/elusive-octopus-squid-with-worlds-largest-biological-lights-attacks-camera-in-striking-new-video

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taningia_danae

Taningia danae, the Dana octopus squid, is a species of squid in the family Octopoteuthidae, the octopus squids. It is one of the largest known squid species, and it has one of the largest photophores (light organs) known in any organism.

In America if you order the largest size pizza and it fits through the door horizontally, you're legally permitted to eat the delivery driver.

Big

Thank You!

This being the NY Post, I wasn't sure about factuality. There's nothing in the pictures that would indicate its size.

No that’s a squid, not an eel.

I wish Costco. I wish everything was the size of a Costco.

A pizza the size of a squid eye?

Yes.