This here.

Yesterday I read a book with lots of drawn (!) illustrations of the largest insects to a 5yo. It doesn't work.

You need specialized hardware - a simple banana would crush under the pressure.

In order to properly measure and preserve the dimensions of the banana, you would need a miniature submarine with a clear glass window.

How they managed to get the pizzas and school bus down there is not explained, however I trust that they did the measurements properly with pizza and school bus submarines.

But most of all, FUCK NY POST

Not possible. Bananas are rich in potassium and potassium explodes upon contact with water.