It's still definitely an idol, though.
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I'd like to ask Pastor Burns if he's read the book of Daniel, particularly chapters 3 and 4.
God struck Nebuchadnezzar (who likewise had a golden statue built for his entire kingdom to worship) with madness for 7 years for his pride.
We're having madness right now.
True, but in Nebuchadnezzar's case his kingdom was taken from him for those 7 years...
If only we could be so fortunate.
Sometimes I wish God was real, so we'd get to see him swoop in and smite these fucking hypocrites.
if god isn't real it is up to us to make the world a just god would make.
Anarchy would be it if humans were capable of self governance and not being cunts. But it depends on all humans working together in sync, so it'll never happen.
Depends. Are those innate traits or learned skills?
I think that every time one of these psychos assumes room temperature. Upon hearing of their death, I'd love the satisfaction of imagining their reaction upon entering Hell for the eternity of fiery torture that we've been promised.
But alas, it's all a fairy tale, as real as Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
the statue is certainly not a baby cow.
No, it's a giant pig.
Now, be nicer to pigs, they're intelligent, capable of empathy. It's actually a giant pile of gold leafed shit.
Real pigs don't live in their own shit if they have a choice.
I prefer to think about it as an orange turd, perfectly suitable for the eventual Trump Memorial.
…if you feel the need to let everyone know how much the golden idol isn’t a golden idol, perhaps you’ve forgotten what an idol is and why your religion speaks against them.
"Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone,"
Which is why they erected a giant golden statue of the president of the United States. Makes perfect sense!
This “church” wouldn’t know Christ if the Christ walked up to them and said to love their neighbors as Christ loved them.
They would know Christ: they would be in the front row yelling for another crucifixion
Indeed: most of present day America, especially the far-right, would be incredibly hostile towards a middle eastern guy preaching a philosophy of peace and equality and who was openly against the "money lenders".
If the real Christ came back, they'd call him a lunatic
With a name like Jesús he is obviously from one of them Mexican countries and needs to be sent to Alligator Auschwitz.
It's not a golden calf
No. It's a golden pig-like thing that is fatter and smellier than a pig.
But also: If they worship Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ alone that's pretty weird. What about God and the Holy Spirit? Did this pastor even go to seminary school?
Do those bastards not see what can happen to despots?

I prefer this outcome:

Can't wait to see these statues finally torn down by an invading imperial army doing a photo op for their dumb fat chud viewers on the other side of the planet.
A lot of dictators die peacefully in their sleep a night. 😞
of natural causes too. once your fatal bullet poisoning reachees the butthole they have to replace your legs with wheels and your arms with those extendo boxing gloves or else we wouldn't have enough whimsical things to laugh at in the world (like when's the last time you saw a clown in a bathtub being pulled down the river by a flock of geese).
They always think they're the exception. It's a symptom of their narcissistic personality disorder.
These people love vice signalling. This is clearly a giant golden idol they worship. They love their pedo prince so much because he's all the vices.
I feel like he's both a baby and a cow, and yet somehow not a baby cow.
Baby calfs (calves?) are cute, the dumpster ain't pretty to look at and looks worse covered in gold
That's why I can't STAND to listen to Trump. He is ALWAYS WHINGING when he talks, even if he's winning. It sounds like he's upset over the winning because it's not enough winning.
and God later sent a plague upon the people for their idolatry.
My 'Not a golden idol' shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
How long before he's charging admission just as far as the statue, so MAGAs can kneel to it?
My first thought went to this:

It is also obviously not a calf, as calves are baby cows, and the statue is certainly not a baby cow.
Right...bcz it's a statue of a large heffer.
It's not an idol, it's just a gold-looking representation of something a large group of people fervently honor and pray to, and according to their own chit-chat, hold in higher respect than jesus or god. And nothing more.
This statue is a PERFECT representation of Trumpism, he can't resist revealing himself by the art he chooses. Reminds me of Mussolini.

(caption: a photo of the massive Mussolini head staring down a public square)
I think it's because these personalities surround themselves with sycophants, and this leads to them being isolated and unaware of their own ridiculousness. A universal truth across the centuries.
Ye shall know them by their fruits. ~Matthew 7:16
What would Moses do?
Throw the idol into a fire, I guess.
The statue, too.
If it walks like a duck, and talks like a duck, it's a golden idol.
I can't wait until the righteous americans eventually tear all of that shit down just like the people did with Saddam.
Forgot to have the dick hanging out of the statutes pants. You know, for all the sucking the right does.
So what the fuck is it then Burns??
cast in bronze and covered in gold leaf
Why use gold leaf instead of electroplating it? Isn't gold leaf more liable to fall off when exposed to the elements?
As per usual with all the shit the conservatives do, it is cheaper. Electroplating requires a gigantic bath or a massive hermetically sealed room that can fit the entire volume of the statue. Such a thing either doesn't exist, would be irrational to pay to build or, if it exists, it is really expensive as a service to use it (repurposing a PCB plant, maybe?) Modern public consensus also considers gold anything to be tacky and corny, of very bad taste. Despite the rise of gold prices, the jewelry market is somewhat stagnant. It looks gaudy to have much gold anything around for decoration. So it stands to reason that there's actually few services that could electroplate gold to copper at such a scale, much less so a statue of the turd in chief.
Shouldn't this article be linked to the post about Trump wanted to check Fort Knox as apparently gold is being stolen?



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