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[–] 81 points 6 months ago (20 children)

For the vast majority of human history we have just been throwing sticks and stones and just got better at it.

Throwing stones by hand, invent slings to throw stones faster and further, invent siege engines to throw bigger stones even farther.

Throwing sticks by hand, sharpening the sticks into thrown spears, invent the atlal to throw the spears further and with more power, make the sticks smaller and invent bow to shoot them with more speed and even further, invent siege engines to throw bigger sticks with more power.

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  • [–] 80 points 6 months ago (13 children)

    Guns? Actually just throwing rocks at high speed.

    Nuclear bomb? Throwing a special, spicy rock.

    It really is just rock chucking all the way down, projectile combat completely broke the meta

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  • [–] 43 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    it is similar to how any kind of widely used power plant is basically just a steam machine. the difference is how we create the heat, but no matter if we burn coal or split atom there, it is still just a steam machine. if we some day finally manage to get fusion reactors to work, it will still be just a steam machine.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    We need to figure out a way to boil water by throwing rocks.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    And then the theoretical peak of space combat, throwing big rocks at planets from orbit

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Except for the time we tried poking with pointy sticks and swing sharp sticks. It worked for a while, but then we got even better at throwing sharp sticks further and hit all the stick pokers before they could get close.

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  • [–] 38 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Human beings really are the high skill, high reward spec. And like every other game ever, we get a bunch of dead weight teammates that the pros have to carry. We could be competing with other regions (planets/galaxies) already. Smh

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  • [–] 36 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    This was written by every megafauna we drove to extinction

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  • [–] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Humans are the It Follows nightmare for animals.

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  • [–] 27 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I have to separate my cats for feeding and one of them isn't fond of the process so she runs away from me. I simply follow her at a walking pace saying, "You cannot defeat the persistence predator," until she gives up. It never takes long.

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  • [–] 21 points 6 months ago

    Based Apepilled and Staminamaxxing meta.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    Maybe you should keep up with the meta of instead of just spamming the same old strat.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Endurance mogged

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    Bipedal locomotion for efficiency.
    Sweat and lack of fur for unmatched heat regulation. Slow and fast muscles for endurance. Numerous other adaptations in feet, ankles and sinuses.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago

    Oh you'll stop playing all right, you and your entire kin.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Skill issue

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  • Dawn of the Squishy Things moment

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    Don't we have the strongest bite force of all the great apes

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    Why not just go slower like humans then and increase stamina

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Most predators are built for short bursts of speed so they can rush prey. Prey animals are a little slower but with better endurance so they can outlast that burst of speed. If a lion doesn't catch a gazelle right away, then it will realize it's hopeless and give up. The gazelle will also be alerted to the lion and will have demonstrated that it's healthy and fit, so the lion will just look for easier prey. That's the standard "meta."

    Persistence hunting is a niche that kinda "breaks the meta" by not caring about speed at all. You expect the prey to "get away" multiple times. You can't really do this as a pure carnivore, but as an omnivore, you can gather food while in persuit (helps if you're nomadic anyway). You also need to be able to have other ways to protect yourself from predators, since you have no chance of outrunning them. Early technology (like spears and fire) make the approach more viable, and those are human-exclusive.

    If you drop your whole build to try to counter what humans are doing, you're going to get eaten by a lion (if gazelle) or not catch anything (if lion). And persistence hunting gets fewer kills compared to pure carnivores so it's not really worth it.

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  • [–] -3 points 6 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I'm sorry but I don't understand. Could you explain what this image and your comment are meant to be about?

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)

    look up the "carnivore diet" or "lion diet".

    It's the ultimate form of LARP-ing as carnivores.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Carbon and nitrogen isotope testing prove that we ate animals.

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