All hail the Onion!

14 years...that's how long it took for him to see the consequences of his actions. Unacceptable.

Monday -
Alex Jones: It's a lie! I'm still in control of the studio!

Friday -
Studio locked. Lights out. Alex isn't in control anymore.

He's not going anywhere. He stalled the process for so long he already moved a lot of his money and audience to a different platform he doesn't own.

It's absolutely crazy the gymnastics the judicial system is making to keep Jones on the air and prevent the families of the Sandy Hook victims from seeing restitution.

This shutdown was Jones's decision not the courts or The Onion:

A judge granted Jones’ request to block the sale, arguing that another offer by a company that happened to operate Jones’ online supplements store had been higher. But in April, there seemed to be a workaround — Jones’ estate had run out of money and instead of buying it in an auction, The Onion could just pay rent in a licensing deal. On Wednesday, a Texas appeals court stopped the transfer again, temporarily blocking the asset handover.

And so it seems Jones, unable to pay the rent, left on his own accord.

What bridge does he live under? Because he doesn't live in a house, right? Because if he lives in a house, then confiscate it, sell it, and give the money to his victims. Then he can go live under a bridge.

Suck it Jones

The info wars are over. He lost.

remember he had wagner recruitment advertisements on his show.

The Onion should use Infowars to teach the Constitution.

Maybe he can get a job at Infowars

So what's his next site?
Is prison planet still his?

I’d probably have to put in a few extra hours a week to pay that back. Problem is, I’m retired!

lol

Does that moment where he turned up and lost it at the onion count as a Jones ep?

Oh no how unfortunate.

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving individual.

It doesn't happen often enough, but it's always good news when a hate-sewer spewing toxic disinformation is sealed up.

This is just one overgrown boil that just fell off the host organism .... the rest of the body is still riddled with stage four cancer

RIP bozo

He'll be better tomorrow

fuckin bitch