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[–] 2 points 6 months ago

I got it bro

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    [–] 124 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    so true, I broke open and fried a bunch of people and they're the same

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I find that their diets make a difference.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Probably. But if we take the equivalent of like human embryos, they probably all taste pretty much the same. There isn't much variation in eggs because they haven't developed.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    I don't know man, have you had any from an overweight one? SO much juicier compared to a regular female.

    I'm just drunk and talking shit, but now I wanna know, is there a difference in embryos based on their parent's fitness level? Does pegnatcy diet affect the embryos growth ... rate? ... or whatever? Does it affect the babies weight at birth?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I'm just drunk and talking shit, but now I wanna know, is there a difference in embryos based on their parent's fitness level? Does pegnatcy diet affect the embryos growth ... rate? ... or whatever? Does it affect the babies weight at birth?

    Yeah, lol. But don't try to apply that to chickens because they don't have a placenta.

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  • [–] 102 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Racism is officially over thanks to this shitpost. o7

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Technically only ended racism against brown skinned people. We don’t know if they’d get the same results with a black egg

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Did we loop back around to rage comics?

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  • [–] 53 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    So... crack everyone open and see what's inside. Gotcha.

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Please don't peel people! They do look the same on the inside, but they also look dead on the inside once peeled.

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  • [–] 22 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Ah, so the correct answer is to just hate everyone?

    /s

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Close, the correct answer was to crack everyone's skulls like eggs and spill out their brains like runny eggs.

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    This reminds me of an old Bill Nye clip I saw once, where he explains that, biologically, there is no such thing as race. We're all one race, the human race.

    From there, we tend to sub-divide ourselves by cultures and geopolitical origins, but we're still all the same regardless of what we look like or where we come from.

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    Race is a social construct. We are all just variants of the same species.

    Ethnicity is a thing. Race is not.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Then explain why Vin Diesel just took my pink slip!?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    This is true, but I think people often don't even understand why race is a social construct, and what that means.

    Race means something different depending on who uses the word and where.

    If you, for example, read texts from 1920's Continental Europe, race is often used as a stand-in for nationality: "the German race", "the French race", "the English race" and so on. This is because "race" is a meaningless "us versus them" term. It's used to say "We are this, you are something else". It's used to glue together whichever group you determine to be the "in group" versus whichever group is the "out group".

    In the USA, there weren't enough people of a specific nationality to form groups like that, instead the relevant groups were "us, the immigrants", "the native people", "the people from the next big political block in the south", "slaves" and "those other immigrants which we don't understand". So that's where we get "White", "Native Americans", "Latinos", "Blacks" and "Asians" from.

    At the same time, when talking e.g. about humans versus animals, the term "the human race" was commonly used too. So a race could refer to anything from which language you speak, which nationality you are from or which species you belong to. It really doesn't mean anything at all.

    In Europe, at the same time, the Nazis rose to power, and they were really clear on which race they thought was superior: Germans. They were not white supremacists, but German supremacists. They saw the English as a separate race and the white Americans as mixed-race race traitors. Which makes it kinda ironic that there are English and American neonazis. People the original nazis would clearly see as inferior.

    After WW2 the word "race" fell out of use in most European languages (at least when referring to humans) and in the last few years it got reimported from the USA with the USA meaning of the term.

    Incidentally, the term for "racism" did not fall out of use in Europe, so that still has the old connotations. This means that in German e.g. a German who hates all French people is a racist, while in US English he wouldn't be.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    The origin of whiteness is from the Spanish inquisition after the fall of Granada, white skin was used as proof that you had no Muslim or Jewish ancestry

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*

    There's no coherent origin to any type of racism. Discrimination is "rediscovered" every single day by someone else, and the criteria that the discrimination is based on are "whatever is useful for an us vs them right now".

    There's no overarching coherent logic or anything to that.

    Just look into any primary school class to see exactly that in action.

    Any justification for discrimination is post-hoc.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Yessss, all eggs must crack 😋

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I'm kinda racist against white eggs. I prefer the brown ones for no good reason

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Smash people's yolks to show you aren't racist, message recieved!

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    I must perform a cross-sectional study on the population to confirm this claim

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Lemmy is so weird

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Read meme, still racist. I’m against all races equally! I just hate them all.

    Why are all these people running and blocking the street? Where are they going? I can’t get a donut because they want a stupid medal?

    NO RACES

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    We are all eggs?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Yes, as an organ mafia member i can confirm we don't discriminate by race.

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    [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    crosspost this to trans memes

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    I think I got the message. It is to remove everyone's exterior. 😊

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    So race is my brain on drugs?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    So we have to skin everybody? Not sure I like that.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Bad analogy brown eggs taste so much better.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Placebo effect. They are the same regardless of egg shell color. What matters more is the health of the chicken. A healthy chicken will produce a stronger shell and a more orange yoke. Though beware of the farmers giving hens food that just changes the color.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (1 child)

    I mostly agree, if you pick a brown egg its seems to be more likely to be healthy in most standard groceries where i live. I used to have chickens, I miss those eggs. Had no idea you could feed the chickens so the yolk was darker though.

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    I opened one to see, and it had some little chicken inside

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    This is tour brain on drugs

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Who else cannot upvote the post because it is at 420?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Crap, I've always kind of like brown eggs a little better, I don't really know why. Am I a latent racist? Is there a comic that can help me?

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Asians aren't human, confirmed

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    How do I share?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    There are people who unironically believe this lmao

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    That racism is good?

    That racism is good?

    That's the bit you're laughing at right.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    What if the skin is racist

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    [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Don’t be racist; break their skin 😎🤙

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    So good bro thanks

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  • The Racism has fallen. Billions must crack.

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