chat I got covid :((
I'm dying here my throat hurts so baddd
on the bright side at least I get a tolerance break from weed at the end of this :P

anyways here's an out of context image from a DougDoug stream last week, probably the funniest stream I've seen from him this year

here is the baby

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[–] 67 points 6 months ago (1 child)

Florida is outside of "pedofile" zone, map is invalid.

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  • [–] 63 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    See ya! I’m headed to Penguins country.

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  • [–] 88 points 6 months ago (11 children)

    Upvoting to ensure more Americans think Australia is a desolate wasteland not worth visiting.

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  • [–] 33 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    100% mate, we got drop bears and other venomous mammals. Shits crazy down here!

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Recently the quokkas evolved to use tools and they've become quite skilled with switch blades. Now it's not just the drop bears, you have to watch out for quokkas sneaking up behind you and cutting the tendons in your legs with a poisoned blade.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Pretty sure America owns Australia at this point.

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    I'm sure we have fair our share of the 1%, corpo, government, and clergy degenerates who were Epsteining away with their friends South of the border, and continue to. It would be nice if we started doing something about it.

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    Came here to say this, but at least we aren't lumped in with "hell"!

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Hell is looking pretty good on this map.

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  • [–] 18 points 6 months ago

    This reductionism is absurd and offensive, my country deserves multiple of those labels.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    how about mutilations, genocide and narco-traffic? -New Zealand

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Alright, this isn't really the point, but I've seen multiple times in the last day people using "f" instead of "ph" for any -phile word. Is there something going on with that, or is this just apophenia?

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago

    What’s wrong with pedofiles? I just need to gather data on my daily walk. :(

    Heeeyyy! Thank you! I’ll be here all day!

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    I'd like to think Canada is just Arctic Narcotraffic, but I haven't studied the Trump-Epstien Files for Canadian content.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I dont think there's that many Canadians actually in there, we just have a lot of people that support the pedophile billionaires in the States so same difference really

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    If they’d made it “pedophiles and racists” it would be more complete description of the US and Europe and then Canada would also fit.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I've actually not heard of a single Canadian (ignoring those who sold out and moved to the US) who's been on the list but someone can correct me if I just missed an article or something

    I'd like to think that maybe it means we're just better people but given the way the world is, our ultra rich probably just have their own snow-tinted Epstein who's still alive and active

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    The mutilations/genocide and narcotraffic is caused by pedofhile governments and rich people unstabilizing those regions for few hundred years tbf.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    So glad I live in hell.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

    Dear Quincy, popsicles. Specifically the ones called "Italian ice".

    Popsicles really are great for being sick with sore throat. They are full of salt and sugar to help get you hydrated and have electrolytes (salt). The coldness helps sooth inflammation.

    I stock up on them every summer so I have some for winter cold season.

    But they are in stores now. The Italian ice ones seem better because they are a consistent slushy. Whereas the other brands are solid ice.

    They are also cheap. Less than $2 for a box.

    Also last time I was sick my throat hurt so bad. I went to Dr and they told me to use Flonase. I was like. It's my throat. Not my nose that's in pain. But it's the drip from the nose that causes the throat to hurt. So I got Flonase. Followed the instructions. And my throat stopped hurting within a few hours.

    Get some Flonase.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    You stop smoking weed when you are ill?

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Penguin world domination imminent

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    Pakistan being in both the "mutilations and genocide" zone as well as the "dictatorship" zone because the line strikes right though Islamabad.

    spoiler

    Fun fact, back when Pakistan gained independence, its capital was actually Karachi, which was and still is the largest city in Pakistan.

    Recently during the tons of document drops by the US Government, it came out that the CIA's foreign HQ for Pakistan was set up in Rawalpindi, which is where the Pakistani Army HQ was stationed, and is where they built the adjacent city of Islamabad which became the new capital.

    It was the one of only a handful of maybe 5-6 cities that had a CIA command center not stationed in the nation's captial lol.

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    Although Florida is really both narco traffic and pedophilia. Otherwise, pretty good.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    New Zealand in the "mutilations and genocide" zone?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Throat hurts too much to smoke? Eat an edible. Tolerance break averted.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I get very dried out no matter how I consume weed, also I just got some edibles but my tolerance is too high to really enjoy them so I'm doing a break while sick so I'll be able to enjoy them hehe

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Oh damn, that sucks. No matter how many years it's been, I still have a super low tolerance for edibles. But it's also probably a self-reinforcing cycle, because everytime I try a homemade edible I don't want to do them again for like a year lol

    Protip: Try making weed butter first before mixing together the rest of the ingredients.

    Personally, I won't ever touch that shit again hahaa

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    New Zealand in Narco traffic? Weird. Maybe "heaven"?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    Honestly pedophiles can cover the whole globe.

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Probably should include Florida and US Virgin Islands in the Pedofhiles sector.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    I never thought I'd consider so strongly a permanent relocation to Antarctica.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    I don't think any canadian politicians are implicated in the epstein files. The Ontario premier dealt drugs with/to his crack smoking mayor brother though so lump us in with the nacrotrafficers I guess.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    Hey in Romania we're not pedophiles, we just like stealing

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Interesting… I never thought about this but the Middle East are insane about drugs. Cut off your hand type penalties. And maybe this is because they are religious. Or maybe it’s because the oil trafficking cartels (aka their governments) don’t want the competition of drug trafficking cartels. It’s the same reason that some dictators have banned religion: they don’t want any other institutions with power around that they don’t control.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Afghanistan used to be a major heroin producer. So much so that in the 90s, the Taliban gained a lot of local goodwill and support by driving out the poppy plantations and replacing them with wheat. When the US invaded, a lot of those former drug lords became officials in the occupational government, and heroin production skyrocketed again.

    The reductive take was that we invaded for oil. But we didn't, it was so we could move crazy amounts of narcotics through Fort Bragg.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    So Linux overlords is the best of the options?

    That's not even bad ...

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Where's the lie

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  • upvoting for the "baby"

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago*

    Ay yo what is SA/SEA doing with that label 😭

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    No one can judge noone bruu

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I see nothing wrong with this picture. They even accounted for Aus lol

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    If I wanted to see Reddit content I'd have never left.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago

    Antarctic: Penguins and stories about the mountains of madness

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