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[–] 315 points 6 months ago (4 children)

i'd rather be greeted by Anubis than be harassed by CloudFlare.

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  • [–] 105 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    That's the Canada maple leaf, not a 'nurse thing'

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  • [–] 73 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Eh, tbh i'm pretty weirded out by most of the anime culture/fandom as well. I pretty much blocked anything anime on the fediverse because i dont want to see it. But the anubis girl didnt even register as anime for me. Even if it did it would be 5 seconds to block that image with ublock.

    Anyway, i hope this will be the last time i post about how i dont like certain aspects of anime because nobody gives a shit.

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  • [–] 129 points 6 months ago* (4 children)

    First of all, it’s a jackal girl.

    Second, we wouldn’t need Anubis if it wasn’t for the hoard of scraping bots trying to copy every line of source code they can, to feed into LLM to be ground up and spat out as an attributionless mass of Frankenstein code.

    Would they rather it be a soulless corporate logo? A flat two tone rounded corner letter on a square?

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  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I think we collectively agreed FOSS mascots need to be full furry, preferably drawn by that one artist who did the KDE mascots

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    yep. this is like somebody putting a giant retro reflective wall in front of their house because the person across from them idles their vehicle with blinding LED headlights every morning for 10 minutes pointed straight in the living room

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  • [–] 37 points 6 months ago

    same fucking vibes, idc how it looks, or how it designed to look like, as long it works as intended then so be it

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  • [–] 74 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    Look, FOSS comes in two flavors.

    Either all the contributor profile pics are flash lit smiling photos of middle aged bearded guys with glasses standing in an office, or they're anime girls.

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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I constantly get reminded that Gonzo, even in business attire, is not an acceptable professional avatar to upload to the companys Windows profile. I'm also a contractor so I dgaf.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I've gone for the corpo middle ground and my company picture is the Japanese business blahaj in a suit. I've been told, "I don't even look for your name I just look for the shark, it stands out more"

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  • [–] 93 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    He 100% watches "that stuff"

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  • [–] 32 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    It sucks that you can't browse anywhere without javascript anymore. It used to be that all the open source sites, most news sites, forums running phpbb, even YouTube aside from the actual element all worked without javascript, and as a bonus there would be no ads.

    Now, you can't browse anywhere without these challenges. At least this one is noninvasive, but the Cloudflare one and the Google Recaptcha do a ton of fingerprinting to choose whether to let you in.

    USPS has a home-rolled one that requires web assembly enabled, or it silently fails with a blank page. There's no non-malicious excuse for that.

    If this is the future of web browsing, hopefully more sites use systems like Anubis. But I also hope at least static pages can be viewable as plain html.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    USPS has a home-rolled one that requires web assembly enabled, or it silently fails with a blank page

    I sadly found out when trying to track the replacement display for my phone from iFixit through the Kobo web browser.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago

    Web browsers have a huge attack surface, and are most people's main exposure to potential exploits. Without javascript, 99% of the attack surface disappears, becuase the attacker no longer has a way to run arbitrary code.

    A lot of terminal-based browsers don't do javascript.

    If I want to scrape a page, this makes it a pain for both parties. I'm not an AI company, so I can afford the hash tax, but it's still a pain to spin up Firefox from a from cron job instead of wget. And I'm still doing it, Anubis doesn't stop small time scrapers like me who aren't running AI training, and only scrape like one page per day. So now the server has to serve the original page, plus all the Anubis stuff each time my crown job goes off.

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago

    Wait until they find out about Programmer Socks.

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  • [–] 31 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Fuck I love how queer FOSS is. When big tech corporations switch there support of LGBT organizations dependent on which party is in power to make a profit, FOSS will maintain there position.

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  • [–] 29 points 6 months ago

    Scriptjunkie

    With that name, I guess he's a JS dev trying to rebrand as a kernel vibecoder.

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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Oh look at the types that would call everyone snowflakes a few years ago get seriously offended by an image of a catgirl

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  • [–] 0 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    I have literally not seen anyone complain about it. As the tweet says "we just accept".

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  • [–] 25 points 6 months ago

    Something exists.

    People complain about it.

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago

    Anubis has become so common across the internet that I basically never notice it lol

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  • [–] 90 points 6 months ago (5 children)

    The world is dominated by people like this Karen. Making society so fucking dry, boring, and lifeless. The same sort of people who invented corpospeak.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago*

    No its not. But you have that typical personality type in computers. The one who is all facts and data, very logical but very low emotional iq. And sometimes autistic, uncomfortable with default social norms.

    That kind of person would put more stats in that screen rather than a picture. Or the picture would be something default, like a loading bar.

    I dont see that type dominating the world outside. If you would go outside your door! :)

    The real world is also not dominated by furries. However, pedophile, autistic billionaries are leading it into a huge transformation where we will have dystopia.

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago

    Peak internet: solving a captcha while being judged by a catgirl 😭

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  • [–] 32 points 6 months ago

    Weebs and furries, man. Weebs and furries. They run the entire digital infrastructure.

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  • [–] 45 points 6 months ago (9 children)

    It's a freaking picture. It's not even anime-like, this is more the western drawing style. Who cares.

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  • [+] 18 points 6 months ago (7 children)
  • [–] [S] 30 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    big eyes of japanese animation where actually inspired by disney so by western influence

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Uh, Simpsons? Hazbin hotel, SpongeBob, most of cartoon network... It's probably catgirl -> anime in their brain.

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  • [–] 17 points 6 months ago* (2 children)

    It's a chibi-esque-ish art style - not obviously manga but I can see why someone might think that if they were unfamiliar with the genre

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    Yeah tbh I'd probably call it a transpacific style. It's in the realm where its style is clearly in the tradition resulting from decades of interaction and inspiration between Japanese and North American artists. It's chibi meets post-calarts American

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  • [–] 13 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    The eye brows visible under the hair and the eye style feel pretty anime coded to me tbh

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Yeah that means whoever looks at the picture is supposed to fuck their nearest dog. And soon, we'll all be gay!!! Oh gosh darn me holy knickers we've gotta kill them all now! Get the pitchforks and torches and the houn- OH MY GODDDD

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    [–] 43 points 6 months ago (14 children)

    Who the hell is this pissed off at a cat girl

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  • [+] -24 points 6 months ago* (9 children)

    idk i think its pretty out of place and gets kind of obnoxious seeing specifically anime furry adjacent stuff all the time. If its your thing, its really your thing, if its not your thing its mildly annoying/occasionally weird. Theres some communities where if youre an outsider its better not to engage with the fandom but thats hard when its your job to interact with these people all day.

    ok tangent: i used to think furries are mostly innocent nice nerds, but then i found out how the vast majority are into it as a kink or some kind of nasty besti*lity cartoon fetish nasty nasty. I get reallly uncomfy around those dudes that wear the mascot head to walmart or whatever bc i feel like hes gonna jerk off about being a dog later

    edit: yeah that sums up my feelings, i feel gross like youre exposing me/involving me in your kink when i see that stuff. not in an extreme way or anything. but the nature of it being wantinf to fck dogs takes it up a notch

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  • [–] 19 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    What's your basis for saying the vast majority are into it as a kink thing? Because I'm someone who used to feel uneasy about furries for much the same reason you are β€” but that was when I personally knew few, if any people who were furries.

    Over the last few years, my work has meant that I've met more furries than I can count, becoming friends with many of them, and developing a better understanding of what being a furry offers them. It's not a sex thing for the vast majority of furries I have known. This isn't just based on my experience either β€” I have an artist friend who draws furry porn for a living. Although she is not a furry herself, she exists in close proximity to the furry community so that she can network and get commissions, and she agrees that the people for whom it's a kink thing is a minority

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I was a furry before I had words for it, way before I knew anything about sex stuff… I learned the term β€œfurry” around 2002 and was shocked there was a term for it, and quite a few other people who felt the same way I did!

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago*

    This reaction is not neutral. You're missing the people in between those repulsed by the idea of silly animal cartoons (you) and those who actively enjoy silly animal cartoons. Which is everybody else, who just see a cartoon and do not care.

    Legitimate completely non-sarcastic question because I'm actually curious. How do you feel about trans rights and how do you feel about Trump?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    then i found out how the vast majority are into it as a kink or some kind of nasty besti*lity cartoon fetish nasty nasty.

    Well, good news! You're wrong!

    A furry is simply somebody who's a fan of anthropomorphics. For example, I'm a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I do not want to fuck the TMNT. I'm willing to bet most fans of the TMNT don't.

    I get reallly uncomfy around those dudes that wear the mascot head to walmart or whatever bc i feel like hes gonna jerk off about being a dog later

    Maybe. Why do you care, though? It sounds like you're upset about kinky people existing.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    Xenia save us, foxgirl xenia

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  • I'd rather this than find all of the stoplights in an array of 9, move a puzzle piece into the hole, or even sit through cloudflare (that fails more times than it succeeds). Catgirl nurse any fuckin day!

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 child)

    I was originally gonna post the Wikipedia info about this software because its actually fairly new, and only came out last year, but I found an infinitely more funny entry about the mascot:

    The software's loading screen is branded with a commissioned artwork of Anubis as a jackal-eared anime girl by the European artist CELPHASE.[1][8] The mascot is depicted with a hoodie, skirt and magnifying glass. Before the artwork was ordered, Anubis used an AI-generated placeholder image.[1]

    The Anubis mascot is shown to all end users and cannot be altered in the software configuration.[1] The image's feel may clash with websites that have more formal atmospheres, surprising or confusing users of those sites.[8] Altering the branding is an enterprise feature and Iaso has requested that operators not attempt to change it themselves unless they have made financial contributions to the project.[1]

    Duke University, which has deployed Anubis for its digital archives, was "hesitant" to use it due to the mascot but has reached an agreement to use the software with custom branding.[1] Jamie Zawinski describes the mascot as "cutesey kawaii bullshit".[11]

    So literally hardcoded weeb builtin lmao.

    EDIT: It's $50 donation a month if you want the "official" enterprise version which gives you an easy overlay to change the HTML/CSS and uses some generic icons by default, but I'm sure anyone not into a jackal girl is more than capable of doing the same on the public image lol.

    If you're interested about the software history anyway, it involves a response to Amazon spamming the crap out of the internet with their web crawlers, probably including for mass AI data collection:

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    Anubis is an open source software program that adds a proof of work challenge to websites before users can access them in order to deter web scraping. It has been adopted mainly by Git forges and free and open-source software projects.[4][5]

    Anubis was created by Xe Iaso in response to Amazon's web crawler overloading their Git server, as the crawler did not respect the robots.txt exclusion protocol and would work around restrictions.[4][6] Iaso lists Hashcash as having inspired the project.[7] The application supports inspecting request elements such as headers like the User-Agent header to determine if the request should require proof of work.

    The name Anubis is taken from the Ancient Egyptian god of funerals and judgement, who weighs the hearts of the dead to determine if they are allowed passage into the afterlife, whereas the Anubis software "weighs the soul of incoming HTTP requests".[8]

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    There are worse things you could get for an "I'm not a robot" prompt.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 months ago

    Remember y'all computers are gay.

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  • [–] 33 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    why would anyone be offended by an adorable cartoon nurse girl w cat ears

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  • [–] 24 points 6 months ago

    it's like a post I read on the unixporn subreddit about people complaining of all the "anime linux rices" like my guy, everyone on this subreddit uses hyprland with the same neon colours, who cares? Have you seen the github profile picture of vaxry? it's FOSS my dude, it's all made by weebs and furries get over it.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    Just git clone the repo to analyze it. That is the intended way to get the code for running your natural neural network over it; it should work just fine for artificial neural networks too.

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    Fun fact: It's based directly on the implementation seen in "DDOS Retarding by Kiwi Farms" which wasn't absolutely the original idea for cryptographic ddos filtering but the first to popularize and seriously rely on it live service.

    Also I think it might be a wolf girl because it's called "Anubis" but I dunno. Anyway, I think it would be a lot funnier if everyone called it "DDOS retarding" but that's just me.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Its called evolution, roll with it.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    I am so damn sick of captchas that I am stoked to see her

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    Not even a cat.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    personally, i like the catgirl avatar. it shows that passionate and quirky nerds are doing stuff for science and computing. also people should check out that one github repo of just pictures of anime girls holding programming books

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    the gatekeepers we didn't know we needed....

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Open source really said solve this captcha or no code for you 😭

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago

    Tragic that they don't enjoy any fun in their lives.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago

    even TF2/Valve developer wiki makes you stare at catgirls.

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  • I'm glad that these folks feel comfortable sharing their interest/avatar/character in the community.

    I recently watched a presentation on game engine topic on game conference and the presenter was wearing a cat ear headband. A bit unusual but it suited her.

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