I prefer them to still be a bit green, and starting to yellow.

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[–] 38 points 6 months ago (18 children)

I personally prefer a 9 or 10, and would rather an 11 than an 8

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  • [–] [S] 9 points 6 months ago*

    Oh nice! Mine is 4 or 5. 3 or 6-9 is acceptable, 10 if I'm starving, >11 if I'm about to die; otherwise it's being composted. *Sometimes I put 'overripe' bananas in the freezer to make banana bread in the future, but I stopped doing this because I don't like kidding myself.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Useful pic! 6 or 7 look perfect to me. When they start to get the stupid little stringy bits due to softness they're no longer enjoyable for me on their own. Those go to the trash, or used in baking.

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  • [–] 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    I think they're a bit tangy when green and don't like them that way. I prefer full on yellow, perhaps with a smidge of browning.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    I prefer mine with freckles.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 months ago

    Yellowish green. Fiber, sweetness and not a choking hazard.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 months ago

    Love a 50/50 green yellow banana. When they have a good snap and that green taste? Yummm

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  • [–] 10 points 6 months ago

    Between no Green and no brown. So that narrows it down to about 15 minutes. I prefer a bit of brown to a bit of Green

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  • [–] 9 points 6 months ago

    Yellow with freckles. Green is too starchy and weird tasting to me. I like a ripe banana.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Firm, slightly green still.

    Yellow, fully ripe bananas, are high in fructans which for me and many others, cause digestion issues, discomfort, and that lingering taste/feeling.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago

    yellow for eating directly, brown for banana bread.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Spotty or oozing, which is just right for banana bread.

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  • [–] 7 points 6 months ago

    A decent amount of green, there's like a one or two day window where it's possible to peel them normally without the peel snapping, but where there's still a little bit of the underripe sourness to them

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    Thoroughly freckled, nearly alcohol.

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    [–] 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Non existent. I do not recognise this object as food.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Hmm. This doesn’t sound like the reply I’d expect out of an opportunistic bottom-feeder. Sure you’re a catfish?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 months ago

    For eating, when they have significant brown spots on them. For baking or banana-yoghurt when they are completely brown.
    Also obligatory: How Brown has a banana to be, to be Bad?

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    I prefer a very ripe banana, though uncooked makes my mouth itchy and I get violent heartburn... I'm allergic to cross pollination in bananas, so I can only eat them cooked.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Got any good recipes for cooked bannannas you could share?

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    Banana bread is the classic. Fried plantains are also excellent. Unfortunately, most methods of destroying the pollen enzymes also make the banana mush, so there's not much you can use it in. Throwing the cooked banana into smoothies/milkshakes is good.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Holy cow that sounds rough. I used to eat Kiwis with my grandma when I was a kid (42 now) and I recently grabbed one at the store. I'm pretty sure I'm allergic to it, I don't remember it being that tingly and mouth numbing lol.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Allergies can develop/worsen over time, so maybe it's worse now after not having eaten them. As a kid, I always hated eating apples and bananas. I figured it was because they were healthy and you're not really supposed to like eating them lol

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  • still be a bit green, and starting to yellow.

    Same. Bananas, avocados, and artichokes all get this weird but similar taste when they get ripe beyond the point I can enjoy them. Idk what it is exactly or even how to describe the taste, but some people seem to either not notice a difference or actively be seeking it out.

    Most ready made guacamole always seems to have that same flavor. Honestly not sure if there's even a name for it, but it almost makes me gag.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Yellow with freckles on the peel

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago*

    Half brown, sweet

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago

    Browned and then mashed and then made into banana bread

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    Do plantains count? If so may I introduce you to the illustrious jibarito

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I dont know when in the lifecycle of a banana this happens, but after they transformed into banana ice cream

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I better eat this now, because I won't be able to in a couple of hours.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I might be the weird one but I like them dark green the greener the better.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    The yellowest one that doesn't have too much brown. If there's some green it usually won't taste as sweet, but if it's too brown it will be mushy and gross.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    green to lime yellow.

    I like the freshness and grassy flavor.

    my parents would eat them black and it just put me off them.

    I rarely have a banana unless it's with rice crispys or cheerios.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    As with most things I have a "in the moment" preference. I'm not gonna be sad if they're as OP described or very brown and sweet, but I'll have a "man, I would have rather have them this way" and what way that is is different from time to time. Can have one or several hours, days, weeks or months of preferring one kind then it'll just change. Generally like change and things to be different rather than the same all the time.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago*

    When they are brown and mushy.

    Because thats when you can turn them into banana bread.

    If I am going to just eat the banana by itself, I prefer it to look fake as fuck and bright yellow. Just ripe enough that the peel isn't super hard to remove.

    I haven't tried frying one, tho. Might be better if it's still green for two reasons: Higher sugar content for caramlizing and firmer so it doesn't just melt away.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago

    I really like them almost entirely brown, mashed up with butter and mixed with some flour, sugar, an egg or two and a hint of vanilla extract, all baked in the oven for like an hour.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (1 child)

    7 is where thr real taste of banana begins. Pre-7 on your so called chart is not even ripe bennana. Bannana is good until it is dirt. The mold gives good flavor, like cheese. To think that so many individuals could be out of the loop of real banana eating. What horrible ignorance of man.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (2 children)

    Absolutly none. Can't stand bananas. Need to wash my hands after peeling them for my kids when they were young.
    Think it's the weird texture.
    And also the awful flavour.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I eat the whole hand of bananas within 24 hours so the need to be ripe. A green banana tastes terrible and I have no self control

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    I like my bananas yellow, with the brown dots just starting to appear. That's the perfect sweetness, flavor, and texture.

    When I was a kid, my mom thought bananas were too expensive, so they were a rare treat. To this day, eating a banana feels like a candy bar to me.

    When I was an adult, with a job, and my own apartment, I was grocery shopping, and about to pass the bananas because they were too expensive, I saw that they were only about 60 cents a pound. A giant bunch of bananas, more than I'd ever seen in my house in my life, was less than $2!

    I have always had a few bananas in my kitchen ever since.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Green to sate hunger. yellow, starting to brown for sweet treat.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Sliced and dried in chip form.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Blender with protein powder and blueberries. Cannot handle the texture at any ripeness

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    For frying, green is good. For eating as dessert, dark yellow with freckles

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Five, six, or seven. I'll go to eight, to not waste the banana. I'll eat four on cereal. I'd never eat one, two, or three.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Very under ripe. I like how it tastes likes shit and leaves that weird coating on your tongue that is hard to get rid of. Refreshing.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Hard green for boiled bananas. Ripened on tree for yellow banana.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    Just after the last tinge of green has faded.

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago

    When they start to smell sweet

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    The riper the better

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Artificial.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    I like em when they start to ferment

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    The greener you like it, the more monkey you are.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    Right before they're good only for sweet bread.

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    They are not ripe unless spotted.

    They are over ripe if brown.

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