The food truck isn't infested with clamydia koalas

Chainsaw and truck sized mulcher, there goes my attempt at sleeping in

It's cat shaped and perfect

That oughta help!

Not sure about that. There were some magnificent pink and glitter things also. Tailored approximately like bin bags.

Wow! I should have gone to the other CBM not the one horse racing adjacent. No people rolling in gutters yet, but transport is utterly fucked. It also appears to be the year of the cobalt blue suit with pink shirt.

A sinus clearing curry please

New neighbours. Don't look old enough to drive, but clearly do. I need a new optometrist and some grumpy pills. twitches curtains

I seriously annoyed my hands playing this to excess on my phone. No idea how people figure out some of the unlocks so bloody random!

Water is so boring. Why can't we have something colourful like borscht?

A lemony tea please

I have constructed sausage rolls for later and moth bombed the wardrobe. This is enough useful for the day.