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[โ€“] 11 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I've missed you guys. That shit I was dealing with is now over ๐Ÿ˜บ

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 6 days ago

    Feeling stomach sick and nauseous so taking a day off. Sad about no pay, but I can't spread sick to the food or coworkers so ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

    Just gonna rest. Fam has a gathering at Uncles on Sunday, and I've missed the last few gatherings so I can't miss this one (dad, uncle, and cousins birthdays).

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  • [โ€“] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (13 children)

    Flexing the fridge door:

    flex yours.

    Edit I have leak does anyone know a plumber I'm at a loss.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 days ago (3 children)

    Pride of place on garage fridge

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 days ago*

    My fridge door isn't magnetic (!) so I have stickers on the front.

    the sides are magnetic though weirdly

    Edit: I've only just noticed the lone "G" there lol the rest of the letters live on the radiator ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 5 days ago (3 children)

    I have famously shown my fridge already in this sub, a long time ago. It is a 16 year old embarrassment, covered in kids artwork, dents, photos, old magnets, notes and half-removed stickers. All your fridge doors put me to shame, every single one. Pats fridge reassuringly "I mean, goooood fridge, niiiiice fridge, keep going sweetheart!"

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

    Trust me. A good fridge keeps going. A bad fridge dies when it's full. I've recently lived it and it's devastating.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    That's so true! This one's a Mitsubishi, prior to owning it I never even knew they made fridges. It was given to me for nothing by a charity when it was brand new and I was stranded and destitute in a country town trying to pay out both a business and residential lease. It's been carted halfway around the state and is older than my kids, (and therefore too small) but I just can't afford to bring myself to replace it because it still works fine pats fridge again "don't you darling!" smiles and nods encouragingly. It's funny how I can get sentimental about whitegoods. We've been through a lot together.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 6 days ago

    Dammit, I put in for an overtime shift and I now I'm going to have to work overtime. Why do I do this to myself? The love of money truly is the root of all evil.

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  • FYI

    On this blessed Friday the 6th of November, Alanis Morissette has released her Christmas album.

    So put one hand in your pocket and use your other to slap yourself with a splintered ruler.

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    My long weekend starts and I have no plans.

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  • [โ€“] [S] 5 points 6 days ago (7 children)

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  • [โ€“] 5 points 6 days ago (8 children)

    Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
    ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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  • [โ€“] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    A big bowl of hot chips to share with everyone please chef.

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 5 days ago (4 children)
  • [โ€“] 5 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Loving the Kensington Pride mangoes this year. So good. Iโ€™m gonna eat as many as I can before they disappear.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 days ago

    I appreciate me for posting attention seeking lyrics on social media because now my memories show them and I get to go back and listen to the songs that made such an impact on me.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 days ago (6 children)

    Cheers everyone ๐Ÿป

    I hope you're ok @Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone you've missed breakfast a few times.

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

    Made myself a proper lunch today

    ( trying desperately to healthy make new routines ๐Ÿ˜ฟ )

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  • [โ€“] 4 points 5 days ago* (2 children)

    Only got one day of work this week, so I've spent time whizzing around with my new vacuum cleaner and reorganising cupboards, throwing stuff out, getting the Xmas shopping done, donating old clothes and washing curtains and such. I bought some new cheap curtains and they're actually not bad, give Elder's room a bit of a lift. I've made the most of my time whilst also managing to occasionally be very lazy, so I'm feeling fairly chuffed with myself.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Chainsaw and truck sized mulcher, there goes my attempt at sleeping in

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 5 days ago

    A nice ride into work this morning but they need to mow the dang lawns around here

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 5 days ago (4 children)

    I have ascended to the next level of nerdom. I'm playing world of warcraft for the first time ever with my cousin lol

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 5 days ago

    "Romanes eunt domus", analysing Money Python ๐Ÿ˜

    "I swear this was the unit I found hardest "

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfH6gjxTTgE

    now write it 100 times ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 6 days ago

    Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams ๐Ÿ˜˜

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 5 days ago* (2 children)

    Miss Seagoon pointed out yet again I have a habit of talking about price

    it's to justify my spending ( from fear ) , I thought it was about poverty but it isn't, it's me thinking I shouldn't have things/spend money, even things I need

    x never once "justified" his spending or spoke about cost, I trusted him at first ( a misplaced trust )

    if I recall he used to tell me and others he was great at managing money, that he was the expert and thus i had no say

    i let him at it, saved what I could and planned my escape

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    Girl, you deserve the world and everything you desire in it. It sounds like you have held yourself back for far too long and practiced the mental gymnastics that allowed it to happen - which I totally understand. I remember when my dad thought a $150 brand new bike was too expensive but bailing out his new wife's son for $5000 was not. It made me see the world in a kind of twisted way.

    You seem like you have your head on your shoulders in the right direction. Go forth and get what you need!

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  • [โ€“] 1 point 5 days ago* (2 children)

    Has anyone fed their cat Fancy Feast Gems? I wanna know if it really looks like a creme caramel/pate.

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