The kids are currently obsessed with Godzilla but no way Mum will let us go watch

Whittlesea Show this weekend if we can be bothered. I think it's meant to rain today so we'll see if we get there

Cheers, I need to get a new cocktail shaker so I can get that nice foam on my espresso martinis

A nice ride into work this morning but they need to mow the dang lawns around here

I noticed I hadn't seen you here as much. Glad to hear everything's better now

I forgot to mention, our IT team (previously referred to as IS) has changed its name to the DBT team. Please refer to them correctly in all communications or report to the carpark for an immediate public execution

As long as it's not too bright, a navy blue suit and salmon shirt is a good combination. Take it as a sign people are going to see actual menswear specialists and not just buying shit off the rack at Tarocash or Connor

We've already had a lot of fun mistaking cheese for petrol, even if the kids don't fully know what petrol is

I'm very proud of how I got my kids obsessed with Cheezoid from that Mitchell and Web Look skit. The girlfriend isn't too happy about it but there are much worse things on the internet they could be watching

Do you have a contact list yourself? We could start a newsletter and get in those leads.

Hey, let me know if you want some help with email marketing. I'll help you burn through those credits

It rains diamonds on some planets. That would be something different