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Half regular spaghetti half protein spaghetti. Earth Balance soy-free vegan butter. Carrot baby food for the sauce. Giorgio sliced mushrooms.
It's pretty bland (although the mushrooms are amazing omg).
I have A LOT of food sensitivities, am poor, and have limited energy due to my health issues, so I just experiment with random stuff. I know it probably doesn't seem like much of an experiment but I'll probably try different things as I go along.
Pray it doesn't kill me :3
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Served on a yellow, star-shaped Pikachu plate.
Sigh, I make things like channa masala and nan from scratch, but this is the dinner I make that my wife loves best. Hot and ready after a 12 hour hospital shift.
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cross-posted from: https://retrolemmy.com/post/40731352
Some homemade pizza my bf and I made with premade crust and some toppings and cheese
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as with my previous post here, this is via this thread
alt text (too long for lemmy's alt text field)
the OCR here is only lightly-corrected, sorry.
it's an old advertisement for OSCAR MAYER'S GREAT NEW "SACK O’ SAUCE IN A CAN 0’ MEAT'
brings you quick meat meals with rich Fresh Cooked flavor!
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I was delighted by the results of my efforts, but I was also aware of how horrifying most people would consider this, and so I took a pic to share with y'all
Pictured is:
- Half a carrot
- Two tortillas
- A red pepper
- A ball of mozzarella
- A few slices of prosciutto crudo with parmesan sprinkled on it
- A dollop of hummus
- 4 chives
- 4 sheets of "crispy seasoned seaweed"
- 2 "cheesy slices"
- A pink lady apple
- Apple juice
- Freshly squeezed orange juice
- A bottle of Starbucks frappuccino
- An avocado
- A coffee Renoir
I think that's everything. I hadn't eaten for a long time, so when coming down from my trip, I was ravenous. This is actually more nutritious than my typical meals
Edit: formatting
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Brown pizza. Brown food. Look, idk if this belongs here, should I crosspost? Is it just spammy when I do that? Anyway. I'm cleaning my stove so I can get it dirty again.
I continue to not have normal things like cheese or sausage. I do have ground beef. I had some leftover shredded onion and a red bell pepper from when I made this, browned em with the meat (!) then made a brown sauce (!!) and added some minced garlic with oat milk, a fuckton of seasoning including salt, cumin, buncha pepper powders, garlic onion, zatar. maybe mustard powder? paprika? a teaspoon of apple cider vinegar? i actually made this a while ago now, sry im guessing. thickened it with like 1/4 cup of flour and a spoonful of arrowroot powder, but corn starch would work.
piizza dough. ssauce. it looks awful but holy FUCK it was good.
you can't tell me it doesn't look like i yarfed into my pan and then tossed that in the oven. im sorry. im sorry. these are things you only notice in the pictures afterward because everything was so fragrant and delicious in the moment. sorry.
yes... yeeesss... the pizza sizzles...
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Arbys Beef & Cheddar circa 2020
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My wife was craving nachos. Yes, she used the microwave for this abomination. No she's not pregnant. Metadata says it was like 7:30pm.
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I thought if I just got more drinky it wouldn't be so bad. But I'm not responsible for most of all that's been eaten this far. Tastes like paint, like you got abandoned in an industrial wasteland paint-drenched village and the paint chips are the most delicious confection
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When you are craving Taco Bell; but, are a sadomasochist who won't pay for someone else to hurt you
(lemy.lol)
Before you get too far, here is the finished product.
I call it Creature of the Night.
I have a bunch of photos of it like a proud father.
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No, I did not make this mess. Just thought it was funny a jar of sauce and box of spaghetti had both fallen.
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