My wife was craving nachos. Yes, she used the microwave for this abomination. No she's not pregnant. Metadata says it was like 7:30pm.

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[–] 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Holy shit. This is a war crime, but the sprinkle of pepper on top is absolutely hilarious. I imagine her sprinkling it on like salt bae over her masterpiece

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    This is a cry for help you gotta buy your wife some tortilla chips and cheddar asap

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Well... She did have the ingenuity to improvise and make do.

    What did she say, was it tasty? Did it scratch the itch for nachos?

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago*

    I love me some pretzels and cheese. I've never melted the cheese on to the pretzels like that though. It just looks awkward to eat.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Vehicular Manslaughter would be proud

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    That's it folks, shut it all down! We've achieved perfection! There's no point in continuing to post here.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    I don't hate it.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    When grocery store food is a 3-hour project away.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    The mind goes to most unholy of places when cast aside by society and condemned to eternal virginity.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I would probably eat that…

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    I think she might have won.

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