It seems suspect, but I've never had those little bottles of whatever-they-are.

Bologna sausage, seasoned with the souls of misbehaving children.

probably a repost. gas stations eventually mastered food service.

with a side of joint

Yes I rinsed the mushrooms well. Yes they were labeled as white. Yes they tasted great!

Such a spoonable snack!

the "cheese" is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar

i live in nyc so i'm expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now

roasted peanuts, garlic salt, mayonnaise, and honey mustard sauce...