Whipped frosting maybe wasn’t the best choice for the turdkey.

Behold: The Fire Turd (what happens after forgetting that spicy food has a two-burn cycle)

Not to be confused for the Burning Bush (what happens when there may be an undiagnosed STI)

Turd on fire.

We need to know what all that sticker says...

Renaissance Saint Turd

🎶Just bloody shit, oh just a bloody shit, he was just a bloody shit.🎶

The only reason this is even a question is that there's no visible corn.

Turd.