Tell me that you want dessert without telling me.

One time I ordered a drink with orange syrup and mint syrup to replicate the taste of drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

It arrives home. Dilute it in 3.785412 liters of water, and boom: drink for the week

I'm afraid to ask what "EsprsoSnot" is.

(Yeah, I know what it's supposed to say.)

You'll laughing at the ingredients.

I'm shocked that this is getting delivered. Wtf.

50% coffee

50% sugar

100% diabetes

Maybe they'll make frozen pops with the resulting abomination.

That's feral. I used to work in a chocolate shop/cafe as a teen and tried all the syrups in my coffee. Coconut was surprisingly delicious. Strawberry was surprisingly disgusting. I didn't hate mint. Never tried them all together because I'm not disgusting.