Dare you to post this on !SandwichPosting@sh.itjust.works

Food Judge: I sentence you to 15 years of the vegetable warehouse!

i saw the top part of the image, thought to myself, “oh delicious!” i then scrolled further down and saw the rest of the image…

Yeah i could fuck this up, especially high.

I think you could only invent this while high.

i would demolish that thing so bad

Shit so good they needed a joint BEFORE the meal.

That marijuana cigarette makes sense because the only people who think this is a good idea have their brains fried by that horrible drug.

I hate lettuce so much. Dumbass watery leaf

Fuck it!

I'm here for a good time, not a long time!