"3/4 pounds meat"

Not any particular kind of meat. Just "meat".

As someone who ate a lot of meatloaf with a side of corn as a kid, this actually doesn't sound completely terrible. The texture is probably awful, but the flavors should work together.

I would certainly try!

That would probably taste alright, but the bowel movement you'd have afterwards would be heinous.

“Oooh! Hit him right in the corn pie. That’s gotta hurt!”