What is the rudest thing you can think of to call somebody in a Spanish-type language. Actual geo origin of persons unknown. all genders relevant.

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[–] 34 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Pendejo is the most perfect one. It literally means pubic hair.

Cabrón is very powerful and basically means a man who consents his wife cheating on him. But you can also be a cabrona.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Pendejo in Argentina is someone young.

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    It comes from the same meaning. Children used to be really derided in Spanish it was not uncommon to call a kid “un mojón de mangle” : a mangrove turd and there was a saying “los niños hablan cuando las gallinas mean” : Children should only speak when chickens pee. Calling anyone “un pendejo” is dismissing them as nothing or an absolute piece of shit.

    Just like Roger Waters did in Mexico when he projected on El Zocalo walls “Trump es un pendejo”

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    [+] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] [S] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Interesting, "your mother" lines are something I only hear as teenage gamer bullshit

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  • [–] 11 points 11 months ago

    Not really offencive, but my grandma hated with all her heart the term "mentirosa", lier, if you ever call her that even as joke or light comment she would go like really mad. I never use that words because is inscribed on me that is one of the worst way to call someone.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    This thread contains so many words I recognize. I don't speak Spanish, but I've worked with Argentinian geophysicists for years - You'd be surprised to learn how much someone's prostitute parents are relevant to resolving timing drift and background noise.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Coño. The translation varies by country but basically means pussy and is just a vulgar swear word. Pretty tame, but a Colombian I worked with used it super frequently.

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  • [–] 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I was once told, in certain circumstances, “Que mal creado”, which calls into question the other person’s upbringing, even specifically their Mother, without demeaning oneself, i.e. using swear words.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    I can think of a couple that haven't been said: desgracia humana, mierda seca. But if you're looking for a list of offensive words here's a great song for you. Enjoy! rata de dos patas

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I’m pretty sure Trump is “Trump” in Spanish.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    It strongly depends on what you want to offend, where the person is from and the gender. Spanish is spoken in many places, and so has many, many variants. For example calling a gay porteño "puto" is just another Tuesday for him, telling it to a very homosexual Spaniard might be the worst insult ever, telling it to a Mexican he might be lost waiting for the actual curse since they use puto as an emphasis, e.g. "puto chingón".

    Also Spanish is a gendered language, I can't even think of a curse that doesn't rely on knowing the receiving end gender, since all have masculine and feminine form. With all of that being said, I think the safest bet would be "Hijo/a de puta", every place I know of uses this curse, and even if one doesn't it's very self understanding (unlike chingón, boludo, or gilipollas which are mainly use in their own countries and people from others might not even be fully aware of them)

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    Wouldn't misgendering them add some spice?

    Calling a man a daughter of a bitch would be more offensive than calling him a son of a bitch, right?

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Honestly, not really. They might think you're just confused. Misgendering in that way doesn't come across as offensive in Spanish as it does in English. There are way more effective ways to insult someone, even if you're still aiming to demasculate them.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Not really, especially if you're a foreigner it sounds more like you're mixing your genders than doing it on purpose.

    There are better ways to insult masculinity/femininity that clearly state your purpose.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    I love all the comments in here with zero translation or explanation.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    Cerote. noun, vulgar

    A piece of shit.

    Mostly Central America.

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  • [–] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I’m partial to “mal parido” meaning that someone was birthed wrong (hard to translate). You can always add a “de mierda” as a nice touch, or “ándate à la concha de tú madre” to close the insult’s loop.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Mojón

    South America

    A big wet slow piece of shit. Can be used as a insult to intelligence or to moving too slowly if ableism is your thing.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago

    “Pringao”. Can be understood as looser. Quite offensive. Can be suffixed with “de mierda” o prefixed with “puto” to enhance the rudeness.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    Mierde en palito = shit on a stick. I learned it from an old school Puerto Rican, and he used it for two things: an arrogant person (not just regular shit, but shit on a stick) and also for when someone is "stirring the pot" or making a drama filled situation worse via gossip, etc (stirring a pot full of shit). But primarily, it is well suited for the arrogant person huffing their own farts and thinking it is the aroma of personal worth.

    (There was also the time a friend of mine got tired of looking after young kids and sent two demented nephews of his running through Disney World to see how many people they could greet in Spanish after sincerely telling them that the standard greeting in Spanish is mama me la pinga, but that's more of a direction as opposed to a label. Try mama me la pinga, pinchi pendejo for a nice combo phrase. Also note that online dictionaries often get this wrong: it's the verb mamar and you're not telling your mom you're a dick, lol)

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Depending on where in latin america you are these will work on different levels:

    • Mojón
    • Come Mierda
    • Pinche Puto Cabrón
    • Gonorrea
    • Maricón de Mierda
    • Hijo de puta
    • Hijo de tu chingada madre
    • Mal parido
    • Atorrante de Mierda
    • Sobaco
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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago

    Puto = male prostitute

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  • [–] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Nowadays you can really mess people up calling them "picao del caño".

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    There is a recent viral video of an amateur futbol match where a guy outplayed, some spectator kids laught at him and he goes to them very angry threatening to hit them in a way that tries to be menacing but it's hilarious. He got baptized online as "el picao del caño" and no one wants to be like him.

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (7 children)

    Chinga tu madre = fuck your mother. This works in most dialects afaik and is super offensive.

    Puta = whore, hijoputa/hijaputa/hijeputa = son/daughter/child of a whore

    Besa mi culo = kiss my ass

    Some combination of those will almost guarantee a fight.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    I thought puta was Greek for Cunt. Def one for the mindbank

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    Well... since most of the big ones are taken, I'll throw in:
    "Tu madre era una hamster, y tu padre olía a saúco."

    EDIT: Actually, now that I remember, the Spanish from Spain have some breathtaking insults, such as:
    "Me cago en la leche de tu madre" - "I shit in your mother's milk".

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Smack your butt and say culo

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago* (1 child)

    " Vete a la verga, hijo de puta"

    Literally "go to de dick, son of a bitch", in essence it's a way to tell someone to piss off.

    It loses sll of it's impact translated, but it's very vulgar phrasing.

    Oops, realized you are looking for a term. Not a phrase.

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    I don't really know what it means but there's a self-deprecating slang that I learned from a parody of a French song I know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIHPtnAyD5I

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago (2 children)

    Verga in Mexican Spanish means dick. But depending where you're from it could also mean to beat someone up. Imagine my surprise when I overheard a Central American coworker say "me lo verge bien" and I was thinking he fucked another guy.

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  • Chicken dance.

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago

    Gringo / giri

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